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10/9/2008 刚刚收到緊急禱告請求 *激進印度教徒宗教滅絕基督徒遭燒死剁肉*(蘋果日報引述外國電信,其他中文媒體鮮有提及。引文如下:) 印度 東 北 部 爆 發 宗教滅 絕 行 動 , 激 進 印 度教徒 在 過去 兩 星 期 瘋 狂 襲 擊 當 地 基 督 徒 , 迫 他 們 改信 奉印 度教不 果 , 就 活 生 生 將 他 們 燒 死 , 婦 孺 更 被砍 成 肉 塊 , 有 修 女 更遭 暴 徒 輪 姦, 多 達50,000名 基督 徒 被 迫 展 開 逃 亡 。 梵 蒂 岡 嚴 厲 譴 責 印 度教徒的 暴 行 。在 東 北 部 的 奧 里 薩 邦 ( Orissa ) , 憤 怒的 印 度教徒 青 年 , 連 日 來 手 持 木 棍 當 街 追 打 基督 徒, 縱 火 焚 燒教堂 、 孤 兒 院 和 基 督 徒 的 家 園 ,一 名 修 女 慘 遭 暴 請為北印度教會基督徒的安全與和平代禱--總會普世發稿 9/13/2008 转一个很搞的——菲尔普斯夺得8金以后菲尔普斯夺得8金以后, 各国对游泳比赛蛙泳、仰泳、蝶泳、自由泳×100、200、
400、 1500导致金牌过多感到非常不满,纷纷要求增加自己优势项目的金牌数目。 巴西提出: 足球应该分为3人、5人、7人、11人×沙滩、室内、草地。 中国提出: 乒乓球应该分为直板、横板、直板双打、直板单打、直板横板混双。 跳水应该分为1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m 9m 10m 英国提出: 马术应该分成黑马马术、白马马术、红马马术、褐马马术、皇马马术、斑马马术。 肯尼亚提出: 长跑应该分为10000米、11000米、12000米、13000米。。。 日本提出: 所有男女混合项目应该增加3p、4p、5p、6p、7p。。。群p。。。500p。 泰国提出: 除了男子和女子项目外,所有应该加上人妖组。 唯独韩国在这方面没有要求,他们大声喊到: 菲尔普斯是韩国人! 9/12/2008 An interesting poem concerning the school prayerThe New School PrayerNow I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen 4/15/2008 dis-a-gree刚才到学校来的路上,前面一辆车上的bumper sticker,大大地写着Since When。下放一排小小的,把车靠了很近才勉强读到,原来是:
Since when it is un-American to disagree with the president?
这两天发现to disagree还真是不太容易呢。有另一种观点,大约也不是什么大不了的事情吧,为什么就好像叛国叛党一样的呢?
很喜欢校报的slogan——"Little good is accomplished without controversy, and no civic evil is ever defeated without publicity."白话一点说,没有争议,就做不好事情;没有公开,就打不过邪恶。(8好意思,太白了点罢。)
其实很多人也没有要支持分裂祖国的意思啦,挽救藏传佛教,呼吁和达赖会谈,开放记者进藏,甚至更加普世的一些价值,实在和“藏独”主张根本不搭嘛。
前几天转贴的,只是转一个不同声音而已啦。有些观点我也不赞同的……
只是,不用因为“必然会有失误和错误”“我们应该允许这些错误的发生。”所以就,disagree是不好的。 Controversy总还是有好处的啦。要不是这次事件,我还真的不知道西藏旗子是什么样子的呢。才晓得原来达赖就是观世音,班禅是阿弥陀佛的。也才吃惊原来达赖的英文竟然讲的很好哎……(请不要笑话我以前的孤陋寡闻啦。) 4/10/2008 从护火炬说起-转贴
这几天,接到不少朋友的邮件,谈到护火炬的事情,观点大致和这里的海外爱国同胞相似,我能理解朋友们的心情,整个中国近现代史就是一部受欺负的历史,现在能把奥运会弄到中国办,对中国人来说,的确是件扬眉吐气的事,虽说老共办奥运有不少让人非议的地方,但老共挥霍的钱够多了,也不缺这一次,就全当过一次年好了,无论如何,北京奥运会也算是中国融入世界的一种体现. 但我也能理解藏独们杯搁奥运的心情,在他们的心里,中共占着他们的家园,让他们流落海外,不能在自己的土地上发出自己的声音,他们的心情和我们当年被外人压迫时的心情是一样的.他们原本没办法让中国让世界听到他们的声音,中共搞的火炬接力恰好给他们提供了一个很好的机会,他们这样做会伤不少中国人的心,但凭心而论,又有多少中国人理解过他们,在乎过他们的感受呢? 大家都明白,现代婚姻都是要以感情为基础的,捆绑夫妻不能长久,要是霸王硬上弓,还不让人说,别人一说,就什么你家祖先也曾强抢过民女等等,长期这样做也是会惹人反感的,中共在西藏强力统治,藏人反抗,中共镇压,再反抗,再镇压,恶性循环,作为一个外人,你想一想,他们是同情藏人,还是会同情中共? 咱们汉人总是把大一统奉为神圣,在这一大原则下,什么人权,道义,是非,良知等都不值一提,甚至种族灭绝这种话题都敢说,他们大概以为还生活在几百年前,可时代毕竟不同了,这是个人权大于主权的时代,除非你能让时光倒转,让世界从文明回归荒蛮,要不恐怕汉人本身这一关你都过不了,更甭提世界了,我觉得这些好勇都狠的话还是少说为好. 同胞的护火炬游行,从积极意义上看,体现了同胞们对所在社会的参与,敢于对主流社会发出自己的声音,可惜的是这种参与只能在民主社会才能实现,在大陆则是个遥不可及的梦,难怪有国内网友说: " " 我觉得,这次能够和平地进行游行示威与其说是华人的胜利,不如说是民主的胜利,只有在民主社会你才能做到这点. 当然,示威游行也有美中不足的地方,一是满场的五星红旗,这让大家觉得很兴奋,可你让所在国的国民怎么想? 放眼望去,一片红色的海洋,不知道的可能还以为红色中国要来解放全人类了,即使出于对所在国的尊重,你至少也要加些所在国的国旗,奥运会会旗来点缀一下吧? 二是如数据所说,同胞们在众目睽睽下,居然不让观点不同的人接受采访,这太过分了,这还是在民主社会,在民主社会你都敢堵别人的嘴,在老共专制统治下,西藏人的待遇就可想而知了,你这不是做实别人对你的指控吗? 至于还有人欣赏同胞追打藏独,说是有血性的表现,更是让人匪夷所思,这只能给人一种暴力的感觉,也和火炬所代表的奥运精神不符,不过,我也反感一些藏独支持者的暴力行为. 当然,如果你说这样做就是让主流社会产生恐惧,我也没话说,但你以后也别埋怨别人妖魔化你. 4/8/2008 几段比较搞的book dedication
4/5/2008 真是彪悍的年代啊……从前以为文革结束之后,大家就都正常了。
今天发现一本82年的旧书,唉,太息去吧!
(竟然这种书也有的下载,彪悍的互联网啊!)
[本书名称]: 怎样鉴别黄色歌曲 [本书作者]: 《人民音乐》编辑部 / 伍雍谊 / 陆维 / 周荫昌 / 瞿维 / 丁善德 / 王云阶 / 周大风 / 南咏 / 应国靖 [本书格式]: PDF [本书大小]: 1.3 MB [出版社]: 人民音乐出版社 [出版年]: 1982 [内容简介]: 在这本1982年出版的《怎样鉴别黄色歌曲》里,有很多彪悍的观点,摘录如下: 1。许多表现妇女失恋或被遗弃时哀怨悲苦情调的黄色歌曲,它们并不是出于对这些被凌辱的妇女的同情,也不是为了表现她们的不幸,而是为了她们要博取廉价的怜爱的需要。 2。音乐并不是和黄色的内容表现无关的东西,而是形成整首歌曲的黄色感染力的一个重要部分。 3。黄色歌曲的特点是:音乐上,大量采用软化,动荡,带有诱惑性的节奏;旋律多采用叙述性与歌唱性相结合的写法;配写比较细致的伴奏。演唱上,大量采用轻声,口白式唱法;以其裹声;吐字的扁处理;大量使用滑音与装饰音;演唱中出现歌腔延迟和重音倒置。 4。《根》(高又泰唱)“要回去,回去生长的地方,去拯救,去拯救,去拯救根的灾难”这里“要回去”是回到哪里去?“根的灾难”含义是什么?如何“拯救”?……这首歌在伴奏中还用了象征出师开阵的鼓声。所有这一切,其用心不是很清楚么?……它为什么出版发行于一九七九年? 5。“流行音乐”是资本主义社会走下坡路时代的音乐现象,不能把我们的音乐和它相混在一起。 6。此类庸俗歌曲……对我国某些青年男女,实是色情引诱之声,精神麻痹之剂。 7。摇滚乐和酗酒,吸毒,斗殴,同性恋等等相伴而行。一场摇滚乐集会实际上就是一场疯狂的骚乱,有人甚至在其中丧生。……流行音乐发展到摇滚乐,实际上已经成为资本主义社会的一种不治之症。 8。流行音乐之所以在资本主义世界盛行,是由资本主义社会制度本身决定的。 [下载网址]: http://w16.easy-share.com/1700020450.html 镜像: http://rapidshare.com/files/104206410/yellow_song.rar 1/27/2008 26个字母的起源及含义从公元前3000年左右开始,古埃及的人们就在使用文字(象形文字)表示神,人,动植物,自然界的形态(山,河等),来表示装饰品,武器,农具,日用品等的形状了。该象形文字不仅仅给现在的字母表,还给阿拉伯文字,印度语族的文字带来了影响。埃及人在用被称作纸草(papyrus)的植物所制成的纤维上书写文字。Paper(纸)这个词便是源于papyrus. 1/16/2008 THE RESOLUTIONS of Jonathan EdwardsTHE RESOLUTIONSofJonathan EdwardsBEING SENSIBLE THAT I AM UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT GOD' S HELP, I DO HUMBLY ENTREAT HIM BY HIS GRACE TO ENABLE ME TO KEEP THESE RESOLUTIONS, SO FAR AS THEY ARE AGREEABLE TO HIS WILL, FOR CHRIST' S SAKE. Remember to read over these Resolutions once a week. 1. Resolved, that I will do whatsoever I think to be most to God' s glory, and my own good, profit and pleasure, in the whole of my duration, without any consideration of the time, whether now, or never so many myriads of ages hence. Resolved to do whatever I think to be my duty and most for the good and advantage of mankind in general. Resolved to do this, whatever difficulties I meet with, how many soever, and how great soever. 2. Resolved, to be continually endeavoring to find out some new contrivance and invention to promote the aforementioned things. 3. Resolved, if ever I shall fall and grow dull, so as to neglect to keep any part of these Resolutions, to repent of all I can remember, when I come to myself again. 4. Resolved, never to do any manner of thing, whether in soul or body, less or more, but what tends to the glory of God; nor be, nor suffer it, if I can avoid it. 5. Resolved, never to lose one moment of time; but improve it the most profitable way I possibly can. 6. Resolved, to live with all my might, while I do live. 7. Resolved, never to do anything, which I should be afraid to do, if it were the last hour of my life. 8. Resolved, to act, in all respects, both speaking and doing, as if nobody had been so vile as I, and as if I had committed the same sins, or had the same infirmities or failings as others; and that I will let the knowledge of their failings promote nothing but shame in myself, and prove only an occasion of my confessing my own sins and misery to God. July 30. 9. Resolved, to think much on all occasions of my own dying, and of the common circumstances which attend death. 10. Resolved, when I feel pain, to think of the pains of martyrdom, and of hell. 11. Resolved, when I think of any theorem in divinity to be solved, immediately to do what I can towards solving it, if circumstances do not hinder. 12. Resolved, if I take delight in it as a gratification of pride, or vanity, or on any such account, immediately to throw it by. 13. Resolved, to be endeavoring to find out fit objects of charity and liberality. 14. Resolved, never to do any thing out of revenge. 15. Resolved, never to suffer the least motions of anger towards irrational beings. 16. Resolved, never to speak evil of anyone, so that it shall tend to his dishonor, more or less, upon no account except for some real good. 17. Resolved, that I will live so, as I shall wish I had done when I come to die. 18. Resolved, to live so, at all times, as I think is best in my devout frames, and when I have clearest notions of things of the gospel, and another world. 19. Resolved, never to do any thing, which I should be afraid to do, if I expected it would not be above an hour, before I should hear the last trump. 20. Resolved, to maintain the strictest temperance, in eating and drinking. 21. Resolved, never to do any thing, which if I should see in another, I should count a just occasion to despise him for, or to think any way the more meanly of him. (Resolutions 1 through 21 written in one setting in New Haven in 1722) 22. Resolved, to endeavor to obtain for myself as much happiness, in the other world, as I possibly can, with all the power, might, vigor, and vehemence, yea violence, I am capable of, or can bring myself to exert, in any way that can be thought of. 23. Resolved, frequently to take some deliberate action, which seems most unlikely to be done, for the glory of God, and trace it back to the original intention, designs and ends of it; and if I find it not to be for God' s glory, to repute it as a breach of the 4th Resolution. 24. Resolved, whenever I do any conspicuously evil action, to trace it back, till I come to the original cause; and then, both carefully endeavor to do so no more, and to fight and pray with all my might against the original of it. 25. Resolved, to examine carefully, and constantly, what that one thing in me is, which causes me in the least to doubt of the love of God; and to direct all my forces against it. 26. Resolved, to cast away such things, as I find do abate my assurance. 27. Resolved, never willfully to omit any thing, except the omission be for the glory of God; and frequently to examine my omissions. 28. Resolved, to study the Scriptures so steadily, constantly and frequently, as that I may find, and plainly perceive myself to grow in the knowledge of the same. 29. Resolved, never to count that a prayer, nor to let that pass as a prayer, nor that as a petition of a prayer, which is so made, that I cannot hope that God will answer it; nor that as a confession, which I cannot hope God will accept. 30. Resolved, to strive to my utmost every week to be brought higher in religion, and to a higher exercise of grace, than I was the week before. 31. Resolved, never to say any thing at all against any body, but when it is perfectly agreeable to the highest degree of Christian honor, and of love to mankind, agreeable to the lowest humility, and sense of my own faults and failings, and agreeable to the golden rule; often, when I have said anything against anyone, to bring it to, and try it strictly by the test of this Resolution. 32. Resolved, to be strictly and firmly faithful to my trust, that that, in Proverbs 20:6,‹A faithful man who can find?Š may not be partly fulfilled in me. 33. Resolved, to do always, what I can towards making, maintaining, and preserving peace, when it can be done without overbalancing detriment in other respects. Dec. 26, 1722. 34. Resolved, in narrations never to speak any thing but the pure and simple verity. 35. Resolved, whenever I so much question whether I have done my duty, as that my quiet and calm is thereby disturbed, to set it down, and also how the question was resolved. Dec. 18, 1722. 36. Resolved, never to speak evil of any, except I have some particular good call for it. Dec. 19, 1722. 37. Resolved, to inquire every night, as I am going to bed, wherein I have been negligent,- what sin I have committed,-and wherein I have denied myself;-also at the end of every week, month and year. Dec. 22 and 26, 1722. 38. Resolved, never to speak anything that is ridiculous, sportive, or matter of laughter on the Lord' s day. Sabbath evening, Dec. 23, 1722. 39. Resolved, never to do any thing of which I so much question the lawfulness of, as that I intend, at the same time, to consider and examine afterwards, whether it be lawful or not; unless I as much question the lawfulness of the omission. 40. Resolved, to inquire every night, before I go to bed, whether I have acted in the best way I possibly could, with respect to eating and drinking. Jan. 7, 1723. 41. Resolved, to ask myself, at the end of every day, week, month and year, wherein I could possibly, in any respect, have done better. Jan. 11, 1723. 42. Resolved, frequently to renew the dedication of myself to God, which was made at my baptism; which I solemnly renewed, when I was received into the communion of the church; and which I have solemnly re-made this twelfth day of January, 1722-23. 43. Resolved, never, henceforward, till I die, to act as if I were any way my own, but entirely and altogether God' s; agreeable to what is to be found in Saturday, January 12, 1723. 44. Resolved, that no other end but religion, shall have any influence at all on any of my actions; and that no action shall be, in the least circumstance, any otherwise than the religious end will carry it. January 12, 1723. 45. Resolved, never to allow any pleasure or grief, joy or sorrow, nor any affection at all, nor any degree of affection, nor any circumstance relating to it, but what helps religion. Jan. 12 and 13, 1723. 46. Resolved, never to allow the least measure of any fretting uneasiness at my father or mother. Resolved to suffer no effects of it, so much as in the least alteration of speech, or motion of my eye: and to be especially careful of it with respect to any of our family. 47. Resolved, to endeavor, to my utmost, to deny whatever is not most agreeable to a good, and universally sweet and benevolent, quiet, peaceable, contented and easy, compassionate and generous, humble and meek, submissive and obliging, diligent and industrious, charitable and even, patient, moderate, forgiving and sincere temper; and to do at all times, what such a temper would lead me to; and to examine strictly, at the end of every week, whether I have done so. Sabbath morning. May 5, 1723. 48. Resolved, constantly, with the utmost niceness and diligence, and the strictest scrutiny, to be looking into the state of my soul, that I may know whether I have truly an interest in Christ or not; that when I come to die, I may not have any negligence respecting this to repent of. May 26, 1723. 49. Resolved, that this never shall be, if I can help it. 50. Resolved, I will act so as I think I shall judge would have been best, and most prudent, when I come into the future world. July 5, 1723. 51. Resolved, that I will act so, in every respect, as I think I shall wish I had done, if I should at last be damned. July 8, 1723. 52. I frequently hear persons in old age, say how they would live, if they were to live their lives over again: Resolved, that I will live just so as I can think I shall wish I had done, supposing I live to old age. July 8, 1723. 53. Resolved, to improve every opportunity, when I am in the best and happiest frame of mind, to cast and venture my soul on the Lord Jesus Christ, to trust and confide in him, and consecrate myself wholly to him; that from this I may have assurance of my safety, knowing that I confide in my Redeemer. July 8, 1723. 54. Whenever I hear anything spoken in conversation of any person, if I think it would be praiseworthy in me, Resolved to endeavor to imitate it. July 8, 1723. 55. Resolved, to endeavor to my utmost to act as I can think I should do, if, I had already seen the happiness of heaven, and hell torments. July 8, 1723. 56. Resolved, never to give over, nor in the least to slacken, my fight with my corruptions, however unsuccessful I may be. 57. Resolved, when I fear misfortunes and adversities, to examine whether I have done my duty, and resolve to do it, and let the event be just as providence orders it. I will as far as I can, be concerned about nothing but my duty, and my sin. June 9, and July 13 1723. 58. Resolved, not only to refrain from an air of dislike, fretfulness, and anger in conversation, but to exhibit an air of love, cheerfulness and benignity. May 27, and July 13, 1723. 59. Resolved, when I am most conscious of provocations to ill nature and anger, that I will strive most to feel and act good-naturedly; yea, at such times, to manifest good nature, though I think that in other respects it would be disadvantageous, and so as would be imprudent at other times. May 12, July 11, and July 13. 60. Resolved, whenever my feelings begin to appear in the least out of order, when I am conscious of the least uneasiness within, or the least irregularity without, I will then subject myself to the strictest examination. July 4, and 13, 1723. 61. Resolved, that I will not give way to that listlessness which I find unbends and relaxes my mind from being fully and fixedly set on religion, whatever excuse I may have for it-that what my listlessness inclines me to do, is best to be done, etc. May 21, and July 13, 1723. 62. Resolved, never to do anything but duty, and then according to Ephesians 6:6-8, to do it willingly and cheerfully as unto the Lord, and not to man:‹knowing that whatever good thing any man doth, the same shall he receive of the Lord.Š June 25 and July 13, 1723. 63. On the supposition, that there never was to be but one individual in the world, at any one time, who was properly a complete Christian, in all respects of a right stamp, having Christianity always shining in its true luster, and appearing excellent and lovely, from whatever part and under whatever character viewed: Resolved, to act just as I would do, if I strove with all my might to be that one, who should live in my time. January 14 and July 13, 1723. 64. Resolved, when I find those ‹groanings which cannot be utteredŠ (Romans 8:26), of which the Apostle speaks, and those‹breakings of soul for the longing it hath,Š of which the Psalmist speaks, Psalm 119:20, that I will promote them to the utmost of my power, and that I will not be weary of earnestly endeavoring to vent my desires, nor of the repetitions of such earnestness. July 23, and August 10, 1723. 65. Resolved, very much to exercise myself in this, all my life long, viz. with the greatest openness, of which I am capable of, to declare my ways to God, and lay open my soul to him: all my sins, temptations, difficulties, sorrows, fears, hopes, desires, and every thing, and every circumstance; according to Dr. Manton' s 27th Sermon on Psalm 119. July 26, and Aug.10 1723. 66. Resolved, that I will endeavor always to keep a benign aspect, and air of acting and speaking in all places, and in all companies, except it should so happen that duty requires otherwise. 67. Resolved, after afflictions, to inquire, what I am the better for them, what am I the better for them, and what I might have got by them. 68. Resolved, to confess frankly to myself all that which I find in myself, either infirmity or sin; and, if it be what concerns religion, also to confess the whole case to God, and implore needed help. July 23, and August 10, 1723. 69. Resolved, always to do that, which I shall wish I had done when I see others do it. August 11, 1723. 70. Let there be something of benevolence, in all that I speak. August 17, 1723. 12/17/2007 Ready for Christmas
12/10/2007 取名有一天,狼要吃三只小猪。三只小猪有两只在门口,有一只在屋顶。(猪A和猪B在门口,猪C在屋顶上。猪A的名字叫“谁”,猪B的名字叫“哪儿”,猪C的名字叫“什么”。)于是: 狼:“你是谁?” 猪A:“对!” 狼:“什么?” 猪A:“‘什么’在屋顶上。” 狼:“我是问你的名字叫什么?” 猪A:“我叫‘谁’,‘什么’在屋顶上!” 狼又问猪B。 狼:“你是谁?” 猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’(指只猪A)。” 狼:“你认识他?” 猪B:“嗯!” 狼:“他是谁?” 猪B:“是的。” 狼:“什么?” 猪B:“‘什么’在屋顶上!” 狼:“哪儿?” 猪B:“‘哪儿’是我。” 狼:“谁?” 猪B:“他是‘谁’。(又指着猪A)” 狼:“我怎么知道。” 猪B:“你找‘谁’?” 狼:“什么?” 猪B:“他在屋顶上。” 狼:“哪儿?” 猪B:“是我。” 狼:“谁?” 猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’” 狼:“天哪!” 猪A猪B:““天哪“是我们的爸爸!” 狼:“什么,是你们的爸爸?” 猪B:“不是!” 狼受不了了,仰天长叹:“为什么?” 猪A,B,C:“你认识我们的爷爷?” 狼:“什么?” 猪A:“不是,我们的爷爷是‘为什么’。” 狼:“为什么?” 猪A:“是!” 狼:“是什么?” 猪A:“不,‘为什么’。” 狼:“谁?” 猪A:“我是‘谁’?” 狼:“你是谁?” 猪A“:对,我是‘谁’。” 狼:“什么?” 猪A,B:“他在屋顶上。” 12/5/2007 转发生在银行的搞笑事~~~~有个同学在建行当出纳,说几天前碰到这么一个事。 有天下午,他在十分无聊的上班,一个穿的很糟糕的女士(神经病患者)来到他窗>口,给了他一张纸条要提款。纸条上赫然写着"兹派XX同志于贵银行处提取人民币"然后是1后面n多个零元。落款是"***中央办公厅***"。该同学本来想报警,可看该女子很认真的样子,还是打发给保安算鸟~ 估计保安也是很闲,于是保安对该女子说:你的条子想要提款,必须先到对面派出所找所长盖一个章,他盖完章你再来取钱就没问题啦。该女子想都没想,直接就向派出所走去了。 大概十多分钟,人慢慢多起来的时候,那个女子兴高采烈的回来了,举着那个条子,说:“人家说啦,办公程序简化了,不用所长批条,直接就可以取钱啦。” 我这个同学一说到这就不住的感叹,警察队伍里真有高人,一下就给退回来了。 我这个同学和保安当时就有点发傻,当时有很多人都在,怕她发作起来影响正常的秩序,只好把值班的主管找来了。主管和她在一边聊了几句,并指了指不远处的地方,该女子就高高兴兴地走了。 保安去请教高招,主管当时是这样说的: “我们这里是建行,只有建房子才能到这里取钱。买东西取钱要到工商银行才行!” 到底是当主管的啊!!!! 但是还是不行!过了一会儿,该女士又回来了.而且带来了工行的回答:“我们这里是公行,只能公的来取,母的不行!!!!!!” 12/4/2007 小美女在麦当劳的打工的爆笑经历 有一次做收银员,来一老外,要买甜筒,我问他要几个,老外右手一抬,拇指和食指伸出来,在偶面前一比划,偶立刻会意,熟练地为他打好八个甜筒,递到面前。老外一看急了,一边激动地在偶面前晃着那两根手指,一边吐沫飞溅地对偶喷口水:“two!two!”-.-
强烈建议老外买甜筒前先看几部反映伟大的中华民族打日本鬼子的电影…… 有一个gg,做麦当劳的,没事的时候总喜欢穿上便装,去别的麦当劳餐厅闲逛。在收银台前一站,一本正经装着点餐的样子,然后色迷迷地看那些麦当劳mm。等排队排到他点餐了,mm问他要什么,他就会若有所思地盯着菜单看半天,终于痛下决心似地对mm说: “请给我一个腿堡不要腿,一杯可乐不要水!” 要不是看在老乡的份上,偶真想飞起一脚揣死他! 因为麦当劳女孩经常上收银台,所以验钞就成了一种习惯。偶亲眼见过一个麦当劳gg还mm两元钱,那mm顺手接过来,对着灯光就开始照……… 麦当劳有种特殊的拍掌方式,叫“爱的鼓励”,是这么拍的:啪,啪,啪啪啪,啪啪啪啪,啪啪!记得有次开员工大会,主持人mm为了活跃大家的气氛,于是就煽 动大家说:“让我们来做‘爱的鼓励’!好不好?”她还怕我们没听清,又把这句话重复了一遍,结果,至少一半员工笑岔了气…… 后来这句话成了偶们这个市场的典范。 麦当劳每个餐厅内部都挂着一块训练用的白板,上面标示着本月的训练进度和项目。记得有一次,白板上的训练内容写着这么一项:“个性化服务”。过了两天,“个”字不知被谁擦去了,又过了两天,“化”字又被擦掉了,结果…… 偶坦白,偶争取宽大处理,那个“化”是偶擦的…… 有一次和gg去吃麦当劳,我们后面那个桌子上坐着一个看上去应该是进城不久的乡镇企业家,他独自坐着,喝着一杯可乐,吃着一个巨无霸,突然他的手 机响了,他急速的掏出他那个moto的手机,接通以后,很大声的说话,里面的人好象问他现在那里,他用很浓重的地方口音说“在人民商场的这个汉堡包这里, 在人民商场的这个汉堡包这里。。。。。” 当时我和gg都快笑到桌子底下去了。。。 我曾经在外买点打甜筒,一个老爷爷叫我说:妹子, 给我来碗绿豆稀…… ft 还有在中秋节跑进来买月饼的,点名要罗莎月饼(本地的一个糕点shop)…… ft m好像出过什么芙蓉海鲜汤,不知现在还有没有,一个阿姨跟我说:妹子,给我来个酸菜海鲜汤…… 我刚准备ft,阿姨加了一句跟经典的, 妹子, 记得,不加葱…… (我……我 …… 笑翻了) 还有个叔叔,当他跨进店堂的那一刻,他就挥着说:署条多少钱一两啊…… ft 进来乱点单也巨多,报的全是kfc得,我就会好心的告诉他们,出门,过马路就可以了。至于要买一个麦当劳,就更多了,这时候解释总是显得苍白,每次我说完后,她们会继续执著的说:不管那么多了,还是给我一个麦当劳吧。 有一个姑娘去kfc(注意,是kfc)找工作,主管问:你都会什么呀? 姑娘:我。。我会唱歌跳舞。。 主管:那你唱一个我听听。 姑娘:(做欢乐状)更多欢乐更多欢笑,就在麦当劳。。。 主管:您是来找工作的还是来砸场子的呀? 老太太……指着菜单说……‘给我一份臭豆腐’ 服务员:‘我们这里没有臭豆腐’ 老太太:‘胡说,我一直来吃的,就是这个!’ 服务员一看……麦乐鸡块…… 客人:‘来条麦香鱼……恩……不要头和尾巴……’ 服务员-_-!!‘先生,我把鱼鳞也给你刮掉鱼刺也给你剔掉就留中间的鱼肉给你可以吗?’ 客人:‘哦……谢谢你……真是太好了……’ -_-!! 客人:‘你们这里鸡翅都是辣的?’ 服务员:‘是’ 客人:‘哦……是怎么烧的?’ 服务员:‘油里炸的’ 客人:‘哦……糟的有吗?’ 服务员(脸当时就僵了):‘没有……对不起……(天……她还说了对不起……)’ 客人:‘那麻烦给我糟一糟好吗……’ 寒死…… 一美女(心不在焉地):‘给我一份冰的薯条和一杯没有可乐的冰’ 服务员:‘这个……小姐……冰的薯条是生的哦……’ 美女:‘啊……我说错了……是一份薯条和一杯没有冰的可乐’ 服务员:‘这样啊……饮料位……没有可乐的冰~谢谢~~’ 饮料位传来可乐落地的声音…… 一男子,带着女朋友来到麦当劳坐定,对服务员说:‘小姐,我们两位!’ 服务员(大堂的):‘哦!’奇怪的看看他走开…… 一会,又饶回这个桌子,那男子又说:‘小姐,我们两位哎!’ 服务员:‘知道了……你有什么事吗?’ 男子:‘点菜啊!’ -_-!! 服务员:‘这个……我们这里都是自己去柜台点的……我不能收现金的……您自己去柜台好吗?’ 男子(一脸尴尬):‘哦……’ 他买好东西,端回位置,左看又看看了良久,突然爆起……冲到柜台…… 你们这里买了吃的东西怎么连筷子也不给啊?叫人家怎么吃啊??!!’ 柜台服务员(虚弱的):‘经理……顾客投诉……’ 经理(抓抓头皮):‘先生,我们这里吃东西都是用手抓的……’ 旁边的人爆笑 Huckabee! 去年的时候,好像还没有听说Mike Huckabee。而渐渐地,Huckabee的名字越来越多地出现了。 去年就早早的一堆人宣布竞选总统,Republican大约就有六七个罢。Time还整页地比较各个候选人的政见——美国的选题也不多,总是那么些: 国际:伊拉克撤军、中东和平、反恐 国内:医疗保险、增税减税、社会保障 信仰:堕胎、干细胞、同性恋 去年一排一排的看过去,实在是没有一个满意的候选人。Democratic那一面自然是很传统的liberal,反而是摩门信徒相对可以接受。而Republican这边,竟然是如此叫人失望——在信仰议题上,实在没有一个能像如今Bush总统一样坚定的。 叹息着,就几个月不去关注了。谁知道Huckabee就在此时脱颖而出了! 实在是没有想到,真的有作牧师的来竞选了! 第一次看见Huckabee的新闻,还是两个月前的样子。当时是和其他的候选人一起演讲,一半听众在模拟投票中支持Huckabee。记得当时发现这位竞选人是牧师的时候,实在是吃惊不小。于是再看他的竞选主张——果然是正统无比。相比之下,Bush总统在环境政策上,好像多少顾忌于德州的石油财团,让人略有不满。从Arkansas来的Huckabee显然是坚定很多,不但如此,连保护环境也有了一个很属灵的理由——上帝让我们好好管理这个世界。 Huckabee! 想起来,若是Huckabee不站出来,大约明年的选举对许多人来说,就提不起兴趣了。而Huckabee参选,如同李敖进入立法院一般——好戏多多了。而Huckabee所带来的,自然是更多的选题,将会再次集中于传统信仰——不光是反堕胎、反同性恋、反胚胎干细胞,甚至学校课堂、公共图书馆中的祷告,进化论和智慧设计论的争斗,都要更丰富在媒体报道中了。 祝愿Huckabee可以在党内选举中出线吧。虽然目前的竞选经费并不太突出。今天的poll也还是落后Giuliani很多(15% vs 24%),只是,三个月前,谁又能预料Huckabee也可以到如今全国第二的位置呢? 也许,这样极端保守,或者干脆是“极右”的候选人,在吸引选民上,实在不如走中间路线、模糊路线的人们。也许,Huckabee的表现就到党内为止。只是真的很喜欢,终于有一位我喜欢的竞选人——选战也又开始有了点“正邪”之争的味道(好像Bush和Kerry)。去年底的时候实在是太乌烟瘴气,搞不懂怎么可以又反堕胎却又支持同性恋…… 继续关注我的Huckabee。 The Best of Mike Huckabee 10/31/2007 無名的傳道者感恩节布道会之前,转一篇讲员边云波以前的长诗。 忽然发现他原来是曾经在中央大学的基督徒团契里的,又是一阵亲切……(他会讲南京话吗?) 蛮长的哦……转过来,献给这位“无名的传道者”。 獻給無名的傳道者 序 「那報佳音,傳平安,報好信,傳救恩的,對錫安說,你的神作王了,這人的腳登山何等佳美!」 8/30/2007 怪怪的雷逢塔天气怪怪的。 中午老婆打电话,找我去DMV的时候,还很大太阳,车里热得很呢。 下午跟师母和吴云姐打了电话的时候,就突然暴雨了,下的我们的房顶一片雨声啊…… 后来就郁闷了,一直在等TMA technical support的电话。结果刚才email过来,说是打不通。 看看手机,果然是No Coverage。想来我的办公室位置不好吧。 Reboot一下,8得了咯——说是Inactive SIM! 继续reboot,谁晓得几次下来都不行。 接下来——就去google啦…… 一大堆很技术的文章呵!这才晓得有这么多人是热衷解码的,贡献那么多文献和帖子。 这才去找Cellular One。 结果嘛,到现在还是没有信号的。不过总算是有个解释—— 刚才有个雷把他们的塔给劈了! 说是不晓得什么时候能修好…… 无奇不有啊! 8/29/2007 笨笨以前听说有的女生叫笨笨。(其实也没搞清楚是“奔奔”还是其他什么的。)现在Youtube 的Top 5这位,才实在是笨笨啊…… 现场答题,也不用紧张的那么乱讲哎! Miss Teen USA Contestant Stupified by QuestionMiss Teen SC gets a do-overRe: Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a questionMiss Teen USA 2007 South Carolina Is My Hero! |
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