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2009/7/16 Think Big
Marianne Williamson ---A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles," 1992 (commonly misattributed to Nelson Mandela, 1994 inauguration speech) 2009/6/23 在Windows Mobile上装Garmin最近两天玩的好兴奋——有点堕落了。 太喜欢Windows Mobile的手机了,多出来一个小计算机一样的。research乐几天,终于装上GPS乐。
之后就是一些杂七杂八的bells and whistles乐。 到Garmin的网站上下载各种车辆。中文官方站的还有些很特别的东西,中秋节用的,有个屈原的还蛮搞的。还可以开辆警车,直升机,Black Pearl(Captain Sparrow的船),圣诞节的驯鹿…… 还有各种语音的,就不推荐官方站了,Google 一个自己喜欢的罢。 还有些Future Study,过一阵子再去研究好了:
要是有人知道怎么搞了,发给我个链接哦。 不好意思了,我也来锄草。上线来,竟然看到有人开始锄草了。叹息一下——我也来清理一下罢。 写点最近的research罢。等会儿哦,给我两三个小时。 2009/2/14 VALENTINE!For God so loVed the world, That He gAve his onLy BegottEn SoN That whosoever Believeth In Him Should Not perish, But have Everlasting life." 2008/10/23 一頭驢子的故事一頭驢子的故事
知道這間公司的人!更覺好笑嚕 (真是由小看大) 2008/10/9 刚刚收到緊急禱告請求 *激進印度教徒宗教滅絕基督徒遭燒死剁肉*(蘋果日報引述外國電信,其他中文媒體鮮有提及。引文如下:) 印度 東 北 部 爆 發 宗教滅 絕 行 動 , 激 進 印 度教徒 在 過去 兩 星 期 瘋 狂 襲 擊 當 地 基 督 徒 , 迫 他 們 改信 奉印 度教不 果 , 就 活 生 生 將 他 們 燒 死 , 婦 孺 更 被砍 成 肉 塊 , 有 修 女 更遭 暴 徒 輪 姦, 多 達50,000名 基督 徒 被 迫 展 開 逃 亡 。 梵 蒂 岡 嚴 厲 譴 責 印 度教徒的 暴 行 。在 東 北 部 的 奧 里 薩 邦 ( Orissa ) , 憤 怒的 印 度教徒 青 年 , 連 日 來 手 持 木 棍 當 街 追 打 基督 徒, 縱 火 焚 燒教堂 、 孤 兒 院 和 基 督 徒 的 家 園 ,一 名 修 女 慘 遭 暴 請為北印度教會基督徒的安全與和平代禱--總會普世發稿 2008/9/13 转一个很搞的——菲尔普斯夺得8金以后菲尔普斯夺得8金以后, 各国对游泳比赛蛙泳、仰泳、蝶泳、自由泳×100、200、
400、 1500导致金牌过多感到非常不满,纷纷要求增加自己优势项目的金牌数目。 巴西提出: 足球应该分为3人、5人、7人、11人×沙滩、室内、草地。 中国提出: 乒乓球应该分为直板、横板、直板双打、直板单打、直板横板混双。 跳水应该分为1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m 9m 10m 英国提出: 马术应该分成黑马马术、白马马术、红马马术、褐马马术、皇马马术、斑马马术。 肯尼亚提出: 长跑应该分为10000米、11000米、12000米、13000米。。。 日本提出: 所有男女混合项目应该增加3p、4p、5p、6p、7p。。。群p。。。500p。 泰国提出: 除了男子和女子项目外,所有应该加上人妖组。 唯独韩国在这方面没有要求,他们大声喊到: 菲尔普斯是韩国人! 2008/9/12 An interesting poem concerning the school prayerThe New School PrayerNow I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong, We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen 2008/4/15 dis-a-gree刚才到学校来的路上,前面一辆车上的bumper sticker,大大地写着Since When。下放一排小小的,把车靠了很近才勉强读到,原来是:
Since when it is un-American to disagree with the president?
这两天发现to disagree还真是不太容易呢。有另一种观点,大约也不是什么大不了的事情吧,为什么就好像叛国叛党一样的呢?
很喜欢校报的slogan——"Little good is accomplished without controversy, and no civic evil is ever defeated without publicity."白话一点说,没有争议,就做不好事情;没有公开,就打不过邪恶。(8好意思,太白了点罢。)
其实很多人也没有要支持分裂祖国的意思啦,挽救藏传佛教,呼吁和达赖会谈,开放记者进藏,甚至更加普世的一些价值,实在和“藏独”主张根本不搭嘛。
前几天转贴的,只是转一个不同声音而已啦。有些观点我也不赞同的……
只是,不用因为“必然会有失误和错误”“我们应该允许这些错误的发生。”所以就,disagree是不好的。 Controversy总还是有好处的啦。要不是这次事件,我还真的不知道西藏旗子是什么样子的呢。才晓得原来达赖就是观世音,班禅是阿弥陀佛的。也才吃惊原来达赖的英文竟然讲的很好哎……(请不要笑话我以前的孤陋寡闻啦。) 2008/4/10 从护火炬说起-转贴
这几天,接到不少朋友的邮件,谈到护火炬的事情,观点大致和这里的海外爱国同胞相似,我能理解朋友们的心情,整个中国近现代史就是一部受欺负的历史,现在能把奥运会弄到中国办,对中国人来说,的确是件扬眉吐气的事,虽说老共办奥运有不少让人非议的地方,但老共挥霍的钱够多了,也不缺这一次,就全当过一次年好了,无论如何,北京奥运会也算是中国融入世界的一种体现. 但我也能理解藏独们杯搁奥运的心情,在他们的心里,中共占着他们的家园,让他们流落海外,不能在自己的土地上发出自己的声音,他们的心情和我们当年被外人压迫时的心情是一样的.他们原本没办法让中国让世界听到他们的声音,中共搞的火炬接力恰好给他们提供了一个很好的机会,他们这样做会伤不少中国人的心,但凭心而论,又有多少中国人理解过他们,在乎过他们的感受呢? 大家都明白,现代婚姻都是要以感情为基础的,捆绑夫妻不能长久,要是霸王硬上弓,还不让人说,别人一说,就什么你家祖先也曾强抢过民女等等,长期这样做也是会惹人反感的,中共在西藏强力统治,藏人反抗,中共镇压,再反抗,再镇压,恶性循环,作为一个外人,你想一想,他们是同情藏人,还是会同情中共? 咱们汉人总是把大一统奉为神圣,在这一大原则下,什么人权,道义,是非,良知等都不值一提,甚至种族灭绝这种话题都敢说,他们大概以为还生活在几百年前,可时代毕竟不同了,这是个人权大于主权的时代,除非你能让时光倒转,让世界从文明回归荒蛮,要不恐怕汉人本身这一关你都过不了,更甭提世界了,我觉得这些好勇都狠的话还是少说为好. 同胞的护火炬游行,从积极意义上看,体现了同胞们对所在社会的参与,敢于对主流社会发出自己的声音,可惜的是这种参与只能在民主社会才能实现,在大陆则是个遥不可及的梦,难怪有国内网友说: " " 我觉得,这次能够和平地进行游行示威与其说是华人的胜利,不如说是民主的胜利,只有在民主社会你才能做到这点. 当然,示威游行也有美中不足的地方,一是满场的五星红旗,这让大家觉得很兴奋,可你让所在国的国民怎么想? 放眼望去,一片红色的海洋,不知道的可能还以为红色中国要来解放全人类了,即使出于对所在国的尊重,你至少也要加些所在国的国旗,奥运会会旗来点缀一下吧? 二是如数据所说,同胞们在众目睽睽下,居然不让观点不同的人接受采访,这太过分了,这还是在民主社会,在民主社会你都敢堵别人的嘴,在老共专制统治下,西藏人的待遇就可想而知了,你这不是做实别人对你的指控吗? 至于还有人欣赏同胞追打藏独,说是有血性的表现,更是让人匪夷所思,这只能给人一种暴力的感觉,也和火炬所代表的奥运精神不符,不过,我也反感一些藏独支持者的暴力行为. 当然,如果你说这样做就是让主流社会产生恐惧,我也没话说,但你以后也别埋怨别人妖魔化你. 2008/4/8 几段比较搞的book dedication
2008/4/5 真是彪悍的年代啊……从前以为文革结束之后,大家就都正常了。
今天发现一本82年的旧书,唉,太息去吧!
(竟然这种书也有的下载,彪悍的互联网啊!)
[本书名称]: 怎样鉴别黄色歌曲 [本书作者]: 《人民音乐》编辑部 / 伍雍谊 / 陆维 / 周荫昌 / 瞿维 / 丁善德 / 王云阶 / 周大风 / 南咏 / 应国靖 [本书格式]: PDF [本书大小]: 1.3 MB [出版社]: 人民音乐出版社 [出版年]: 1982 [内容简介]: 在这本1982年出版的《怎样鉴别黄色歌曲》里,有很多彪悍的观点,摘录如下: 1。许多表现妇女失恋或被遗弃时哀怨悲苦情调的黄色歌曲,它们并不是出于对这些被凌辱的妇女的同情,也不是为了表现她们的不幸,而是为了她们要博取廉价的怜爱的需要。 2。音乐并不是和黄色的内容表现无关的东西,而是形成整首歌曲的黄色感染力的一个重要部分。 3。黄色歌曲的特点是:音乐上,大量采用软化,动荡,带有诱惑性的节奏;旋律多采用叙述性与歌唱性相结合的写法;配写比较细致的伴奏。演唱上,大量采用轻声,口白式唱法;以其裹声;吐字的扁处理;大量使用滑音与装饰音;演唱中出现歌腔延迟和重音倒置。 4。《根》(高又泰唱)“要回去,回去生长的地方,去拯救,去拯救,去拯救根的灾难”这里“要回去”是回到哪里去?“根的灾难”含义是什么?如何“拯救”?……这首歌在伴奏中还用了象征出师开阵的鼓声。所有这一切,其用心不是很清楚么?……它为什么出版发行于一九七九年? 5。“流行音乐”是资本主义社会走下坡路时代的音乐现象,不能把我们的音乐和它相混在一起。 6。此类庸俗歌曲……对我国某些青年男女,实是色情引诱之声,精神麻痹之剂。 7。摇滚乐和酗酒,吸毒,斗殴,同性恋等等相伴而行。一场摇滚乐集会实际上就是一场疯狂的骚乱,有人甚至在其中丧生。……流行音乐发展到摇滚乐,实际上已经成为资本主义社会的一种不治之症。 8。流行音乐之所以在资本主义世界盛行,是由资本主义社会制度本身决定的。 [下载网址]: http://w16.easy-share.com/1700020450.html 镜像: http://rapidshare.com/files/104206410/yellow_song.rar 2008/1/27 26个字母的起源及含义从公元前3000年左右开始,古埃及的人们就在使用文字(象形文字)表示神,人,动植物,自然界的形态(山,河等),来表示装饰品,武器,农具,日用品等的形状了。该象形文字不仅仅给现在的字母表,还给阿拉伯文字,印度语族的文字带来了影响。埃及人在用被称作纸草(papyrus)的植物所制成的纤维上书写文字。Paper(纸)这个词便是源于papyrus. 2008/1/16 THE RESOLUTIONS of Jonathan EdwardsTHE RESOLUTIONSofJonathan EdwardsBEING SENSIBLE THAT I AM UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT GOD' S HELP, I DO HUMBLY ENTREAT HIM BY HIS GRACE TO ENABLE ME TO KEEP THESE RESOLUTIONS, SO FAR AS THEY ARE AGREEABLE TO HIS WILL, FOR CHRIST' S SAKE. Remember to read over these Resolutions once a week. 1. Resolved, that I will do whatsoever I think to be most to God' s glory, and my own good, profit and pleasure, in the whole of my duration, without any consideration of the time, whether now, or never so many myriads of ages hence. Resolved to do whatever I think to be my duty and most for the good and advantage of mankind in general. Resolved to do this, whatever difficulties I meet with, how many soever, and how great soever. 2. Resolved, to be continually endeavoring to find out some new contrivance and invention to promote the aforementioned things. 3. Resolved, if ever I shall fall and grow dull, so as to neglect to keep any part of these Resolutions, to repent of all I can remember, when I come to myself again. 4. Resolved, never to do any manner of thing, whether in soul or body, less or more, but what tends to the glory of God; nor be, nor suffer it, if I can avoid it. 5. Resolved, never to lose one moment of time; but improve it the most profitable way I possibly can. 6. Resolved, to live with all my might, while I do live. 7. Resolved, never to do anything, which I should be afraid to do, if it were the last hour of my life. 8. Resolved, to act, in all respects, both speaking and doing, as if nobody had been so vile as I, and as if I had committed the same sins, or had the same infirmities or failings as others; and that I will let the knowledge of their failings promote nothing but shame in myself, and prove only an occasion of my confessing my own sins and misery to God. July 30. 9. Resolved, to think much on all occasions of my own dying, and of the common circumstances which attend death. 10. Resolved, when I feel pain, to think of the pains of martyrdom, and of hell. 11. Resolved, when I think of any theorem in divinity to be solved, immediately to do what I can towards solving it, if circumstances do not hinder. 12. Resolved, if I take delight in it as a gratification of pride, or vanity, or on any such account, immediately to throw it by. 13. Resolved, to be endeavoring to find out fit objects of charity and liberality. 14. Resolved, never to do any thing out of revenge. 15. Resolved, never to suffer the least motions of anger towards irrational beings. 16. Resolved, never to speak evil of anyone, so that it shall tend to his dishonor, more or less, upon no account except for some real good. 17. Resolved, that I will live so, as I shall wish I had done when I come to die. 18. Resolved, to live so, at all times, as I think is best in my devout frames, and when I have clearest notions of things of the gospel, and another world. 19. Resolved, never to do any thing, which I should be afraid to do, if I expected it would not be above an hour, before I should hear the last trump. 20. Resolved, to maintain the strictest temperance, in eating and drinking. 21. Resolved, never to do any thing, which if I should see in another, I should count a just occasion to despise him for, or to think any way the more meanly of him. (Resolutions 1 through 21 written in one setting in New Haven in 1722) 22. Resolved, to endeavor to obtain for myself as much happiness, in the other world, as I possibly can, with all the power, might, vigor, and vehemence, yea violence, I am capable of, or can bring myself to exert, in any way that can be thought of. 23. Resolved, frequently to take some deliberate action, which seems most unlikely to be done, for the glory of God, and trace it back to the original intention, designs and ends of it; and if I find it not to be for God' s glory, to repute it as a breach of the 4th Resolution. 24. Resolved, whenever I do any conspicuously evil action, to trace it back, till I come to the original cause; and then, both carefully endeavor to do so no more, and to fight and pray with all my might against the original of it. 25. Resolved, to examine carefully, and constantly, what that one thing in me is, which causes me in the least to doubt of the love of God; and to direct all my forces against it. 26. Resolved, to cast away such things, as I find do abate my assurance. 27. Resolved, never willfully to omit any thing, except the omission be for the glory of God; and frequently to examine my omissions. 28. Resolved, to study the Scriptures so steadily, constantly and frequently, as that I may find, and plainly perceive myself to grow in the knowledge of the same. 29. Resolved, never to count that a prayer, nor to let that pass as a prayer, nor that as a petition of a prayer, which is so made, that I cannot hope that God will answer it; nor that as a confession, which I cannot hope God will accept. 30. Resolved, to strive to my utmost every week to be brought higher in religion, and to a higher exercise of grace, than I was the week before. 31. Resolved, never to say any thing at all against any body, but when it is perfectly agreeable to the highest degree of Christian honor, and of love to mankind, agreeable to the lowest humility, and sense of my own faults and failings, and agreeable to the golden rule; often, when I have said anything against anyone, to bring it to, and try it strictly by the test of this Resolution. 32. Resolved, to be strictly and firmly faithful to my trust, that that, in Proverbs 20:6,‹A faithful man who can find?Š may not be partly fulfilled in me. 33. Resolved, to do always, what I can towards making, maintaining, and preserving peace, when it can be done without overbalancing detriment in other respects. Dec. 26, 1722. 34. Resolved, in narrations never to speak any thing but the pure and simple verity. 35. Resolved, whenever I so much question whether I have done my duty, as that my quiet and calm is thereby disturbed, to set it down, and also how the question was resolved. Dec. 18, 1722. 36. Resolved, never to speak evil of any, except I have some particular good call for it. Dec. 19, 1722. 37. Resolved, to inquire every night, as I am going to bed, wherein I have been negligent,- what sin I have committed,-and wherein I have denied myself;-also at the end of every week, month and year. Dec. 22 and 26, 1722. 38. Resolved, never to speak anything that is ridiculous, sportive, or matter of laughter on the Lord' s day. Sabbath evening, Dec. 23, 1722. 39. Resolved, never to do any thing of which I so much question the lawfulness of, as that I intend, at the same time, to consider and examine afterwards, whether it be lawful or not; unless I as much question the lawfulness of the omission. 40. Resolved, to inquire every night, before I go to bed, whether I have acted in the best way I possibly could, with respect to eating and drinking. Jan. 7, 1723. 41. Resolved, to ask myself, at the end of every day, week, month and year, wherein I could possibly, in any respect, have done better. Jan. 11, 1723. 42. Resolved, frequently to renew the dedication of myself to God, which was made at my baptism; which I solemnly renewed, when I was received into the communion of the church; and which I have solemnly re-made this twelfth day of January, 1722-23. 43. Resolved, never, henceforward, till I die, to act as if I were any way my own, but entirely and altogether God' s; agreeable to what is to be found in Saturday, January 12, 1723. 44. Resolved, that no other end but religion, shall have any influence at all on any of my actions; and that no action shall be, in the least circumstance, any otherwise than the religious end will carry it. January 12, 1723. 45. Resolved, never to allow any pleasure or grief, joy or sorrow, nor any affection at all, nor any degree of affection, nor any circumstance relating to it, but what helps religion. Jan. 12 and 13, 1723. 46. Resolved, never to allow the least measure of any fretting uneasiness at my father or mother. Resolved to suffer no effects of it, so much as in the least alteration of speech, or motion of my eye: and to be especially careful of it with respect to any of our family. 47. Resolved, to endeavor, to my utmost, to deny whatever is not most agreeable to a good, and universally sweet and benevolent, quiet, peaceable, contented and easy, compassionate and generous, humble and meek, submissive and obliging, diligent and industrious, charitable and even, patient, moderate, forgiving and sincere temper; and to do at all times, what such a temper would lead me to; and to examine strictly, at the end of every week, whether I have done so. Sabbath morning. May 5, 1723. 48. Resolved, constantly, with the utmost niceness and diligence, and the strictest scrutiny, to be looking into the state of my soul, that I may know whether I have truly an interest in Christ or not; that when I come to die, I may not have any negligence respecting this to repent of. May 26, 1723. 49. Resolved, that this never shall be, if I can help it. 50. Resolved, I will act so as I think I shall judge would have been best, and most prudent, when I come into the future world. July 5, 1723. 51. Resolved, that I will act so, in every respect, as I think I shall wish I had done, if I should at last be damned. July 8, 1723. 52. I frequently hear persons in old age, say how they would live, if they were to live their lives over again: Resolved, that I will live just so as I can think I shall wish I had done, supposing I live to old age. July 8, 1723. 53. Resolved, to improve every opportunity, when I am in the best and happiest frame of mind, to cast and venture my soul on the Lord Jesus Christ, to trust and confide in him, and consecrate myself wholly to him; that from this I may have assurance of my safety, knowing that I confide in my Redeemer. July 8, 1723. 54. Whenever I hear anything spoken in conversation of any person, if I think it would be praiseworthy in me, Resolved to endeavor to imitate it. July 8, 1723. 55. Resolved, to endeavor to my utmost to act as I can think I should do, if, I had already seen the happiness of heaven, and hell torments. July 8, 1723. 56. Resolved, never to give over, nor in the least to slacken, my fight with my corruptions, however unsuccessful I may be. 57. Resolved, when I fear misfortunes and adversities, to examine whether I have done my duty, and resolve to do it, and let the event be just as providence orders it. I will as far as I can, be concerned about nothing but my duty, and my sin. June 9, and July 13 1723. 58. Resolved, not only to refrain from an air of dislike, fretfulness, and anger in conversation, but to exhibit an air of love, cheerfulness and benignity. May 27, and July 13, 1723. 59. Resolved, when I am most conscious of provocations to ill nature and anger, that I will strive most to feel and act good-naturedly; yea, at such times, to manifest good nature, though I think that in other respects it would be disadvantageous, and so as would be imprudent at other times. May 12, July 11, and July 13. 60. Resolved, whenever my feelings begin to appear in the least out of order, when I am conscious of the least uneasiness within, or the least irregularity without, I will then subject myself to the strictest examination. July 4, and 13, 1723. 61. Resolved, that I will not give way to that listlessness which I find unbends and relaxes my mind from being fully and fixedly set on religion, whatever excuse I may have for it-that what my listlessness inclines me to do, is best to be done, etc. May 21, and July 13, 1723. 62. Resolved, never to do anything but duty, and then according to Ephesians 6:6-8, to do it willingly and cheerfully as unto the Lord, and not to man:‹knowing that whatever good thing any man doth, the same shall he receive of the Lord.Š June 25 and July 13, 1723. 63. On the supposition, that there never was to be but one individual in the world, at any one time, who was properly a complete Christian, in all respects of a right stamp, having Christianity always shining in its true luster, and appearing excellent and lovely, from whatever part and under whatever character viewed: Resolved, to act just as I would do, if I strove with all my might to be that one, who should live in my time. January 14 and July 13, 1723. 64. Resolved, when I find those ‹groanings which cannot be utteredŠ (Romans 8:26), of which the Apostle speaks, and those‹breakings of soul for the longing it hath,Š of which the Psalmist speaks, Psalm 119:20, that I will promote them to the utmost of my power, and that I will not be weary of earnestly endeavoring to vent my desires, nor of the repetitions of such earnestness. July 23, and August 10, 1723. 65. Resolved, very much to exercise myself in this, all my life long, viz. with the greatest openness, of which I am capable of, to declare my ways to God, and lay open my soul to him: all my sins, temptations, difficulties, sorrows, fears, hopes, desires, and every thing, and every circumstance; according to Dr. Manton' s 27th Sermon on Psalm 119. July 26, and Aug.10 1723. 66. Resolved, that I will endeavor always to keep a benign aspect, and air of acting and speaking in all places, and in all companies, except it should so happen that duty requires otherwise. 67. Resolved, after afflictions, to inquire, what I am the better for them, what am I the better for them, and what I might have got by them. 68. Resolved, to confess frankly to myself all that which I find in myself, either infirmity or sin; and, if it be what concerns religion, also to confess the whole case to God, and implore needed help. July 23, and August 10, 1723. 69. Resolved, always to do that, which I shall wish I had done when I see others do it. August 11, 1723. 70. Let there be something of benevolence, in all that I speak. August 17, 1723. 2007/12/17 Ready for Christmas
2007/12/10 取名有一天,狼要吃三只小猪。三只小猪有两只在门口,有一只在屋顶。(猪A和猪B在门口,猪C在屋顶上。猪A的名字叫“谁”,猪B的名字叫“哪儿”,猪C的名字叫“什么”。)于是: 狼:“你是谁?” 猪A:“对!” 狼:“什么?” 猪A:“‘什么’在屋顶上。” 狼:“我是问你的名字叫什么?” 猪A:“我叫‘谁’,‘什么’在屋顶上!” 狼又问猪B。 狼:“你是谁?” 猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’(指只猪A)。” 狼:“你认识他?” 猪B:“嗯!” 狼:“他是谁?” 猪B:“是的。” 狼:“什么?” 猪B:“‘什么’在屋顶上!” 狼:“哪儿?” 猪B:“‘哪儿’是我。” 狼:“谁?” 猪B:“他是‘谁’。(又指着猪A)” 狼:“我怎么知道。” 猪B:“你找‘谁’?” 狼:“什么?” 猪B:“他在屋顶上。” 狼:“哪儿?” 猪B:“是我。” 狼:“谁?” 猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’” 狼:“天哪!” 猪A猪B:““天哪“是我们的爸爸!” 狼:“什么,是你们的爸爸?” 猪B:“不是!” 狼受不了了,仰天长叹:“为什么?” 猪A,B,C:“你认识我们的爷爷?” 狼:“什么?” 猪A:“不是,我们的爷爷是‘为什么’。” 狼:“为什么?” 猪A:“是!” 狼:“是什么?” 猪A:“不,‘为什么’。” 狼:“谁?” 猪A:“我是‘谁’?” 狼:“你是谁?” 猪A“:对,我是‘谁’。” 狼:“什么?” 猪A,B:“他在屋顶上。” 2007/12/5 转发生在银行的搞笑事~~~~有个同学在建行当出纳,说几天前碰到这么一个事。 有天下午,他在十分无聊的上班,一个穿的很糟糕的女士(神经病患者)来到他窗>口,给了他一张纸条要提款。纸条上赫然写着"兹派XX同志于贵银行处提取人民币"然后是1后面n多个零元。落款是"***中央办公厅***"。该同学本来想报警,可看该女子很认真的样子,还是打发给保安算鸟~ 估计保安也是很闲,于是保安对该女子说:你的条子想要提款,必须先到对面派出所找所长盖一个章,他盖完章你再来取钱就没问题啦。该女子想都没想,直接就向派出所走去了。 大概十多分钟,人慢慢多起来的时候,那个女子兴高采烈的回来了,举着那个条子,说:“人家说啦,办公程序简化了,不用所长批条,直接就可以取钱啦。” 我这个同学一说到这就不住的感叹,警察队伍里真有高人,一下就给退回来了。 我这个同学和保安当时就有点发傻,当时有很多人都在,怕她发作起来影响正常的秩序,只好把值班的主管找来了。主管和她在一边聊了几句,并指了指不远处的地方,该女子就高高兴兴地走了。 保安去请教高招,主管当时是这样说的: “我们这里是建行,只有建房子才能到这里取钱。买东西取钱要到工商银行才行!” 到底是当主管的啊!!!! 但是还是不行!过了一会儿,该女士又回来了.而且带来了工行的回答:“我们这里是公行,只能公的来取,母的不行!!!!!!” |
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