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2009/7/16

Think Big

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Marianne Williamson

---A Return to Love: Reflections on the Principles of "A Course in Miracles," 1992 (commonly misattributed to Nelson Mandela, 1994 inauguration speech)

2009/6/23

在Windows Mobile上装Garmin

最近两天玩的好兴奋——有点堕落了。

太喜欢Windows Mobile的手机了,多出来一个小计算机一样的。research乐几天,终于装上GPS乐。

  1. 先是要订一个大一点的Micro SD卡。在Amazon上找了一个8G的。其实如果只装GPS的话,2G就够了。
  2. 接下来下载些东西,几个文件放在skydrive的这个folder里面。
  3. 把手机连上,在计算机上运行GarminMobileXTforWindowsMobile_5.0.0.20w。就是Garmin Mobile XT的主程序了,50020是版本号。安装的时候选装在storage card上。安装好以后先不要运行,不然的话就是出来一个Purchase/Trial之类的东西,而且死也连不到GPS。
  4. 还有两个文件:
    • GarminMobileXTFreeBasemap_4xxxx是免费的地图,只有interstate和一些主要的state road。
    • GarminMobileXTSupportFiles_4xxxx是里面的语音文件什么的。都装上就好。
  5. 然后是破解了。需要GPS的IMEI号码。两个方法:
    1. 比较方便的。运行GPS,出来Purchase/Trial的以后,选连接GPS——根本连不到的。选skip,就可以看一下Garmin的界面。在Setting –> About 里面抄到GPS 的IME号。
    2. 手机的IMEI号抄下来,在手机电池的下面找。然后用IMEI converter这个文件算号,得出的号码就是GPS的IMEI号了。
  6. 然后是算号。用Garmin_Unlock_Generator_1_5_FID5DIGIT。
    1. 先输入5中找到的GPS的IMEI,然后上面那个算出来的是主程序解锁,存在一个文本文件里,文件名存成"SW.UNL"。
    2. 下面算出来的是地图解锁,combobox里面不一定都有,输入地图代码也行了。比方说2010的北美地图——就在"Custom Mapset"输入450。也存在一个文本文件中,叫"GMAPSUPP.UNL"。
  7. 地图文件太大了,没有办法放在windows live 的skydrive里面。Google一下好了。各个地图的安装方法不太一样,下载的地方都会有一步一步的教程。
  8. 装好地图以后,把两个unl文件复制到Storage Card/Garmin目录里面。
  9. 运行Garmin Mobile XT就不会出现Purchase/Trial的东东了,没有什么东西挡着卫星的话,很快就能找到信号了。
  10. 要是不行的话,就再算一组新的UNL号码试试看。

之后就是一些杂七杂八的bells and whistles乐。

到Garmin的网站上下载各种车辆。中文官方站的还有些很特别的东西,中秋节用的,有个屈原的还蛮搞的。还可以开辆警车,直升机,Black Pearl(Captain Sparrow的船),圣诞节的驯鹿……

还有各种语音的,就不推荐官方站了,Google 一个自己喜欢的罢。

还有些Future Study,过一阵子再去研究好了:

  • 中文支持,中文语音

要是有人知道怎么搞了,发给我个链接哦。

不好意思了,我也来锄草。

上线来,竟然看到有人开始锄草了。叹息一下——我也来清理一下罢。

写点最近的research罢。等会儿哦,给我两三个小时。

2009/2/14

VALENTINE!

For God so loVed the world,
  That He gAve
         his onLy
        BegottEn
              SoN
                That whosoever
Believeth In Him
     Should Not perish,

But have Everlasting life."
 
(John 3:16 )

2008/10/23

一頭驢子的故事

一頭驢子的故事

 

 知道這間公司的人!更覺好笑嚕    (真是由小看大)

一個城裡男孩 Kenny 移居到了鄉下,從

一個農民那裡花 100 美元買了一頭驢,

這個農民同意第二天把驢帶來給他。

第二天農民來找 Kenny :「對不起!小伙子,

我有一個壞消息要告訴你:那頭驢死了。」

Kenny 回答:「好吧,你把錢還給我就行了!」

農民說:「不行,我不能把錢還給你,因為我

已經把錢給花掉了。」


Kenny 說:「Ok ,那麼就把那頭死驢給我吧!」

農民很納悶:「你要那頭死驢幹嘛?」


Kenny 說:「我可以用那頭死驢作為幸運抽獎的獎品。」

農民叫了起來:「你不可能把一頭死驢作為抽獎獎品,

沒有人會要它的!」

Kenny 回答:「別擔心,看我的!我不告訴任何人

這頭驢是死的就行了。」

幾個月以後,農民遇到了 Kenny

農民問他:「那頭死驢後來怎麼樣了?」


Kenny 說:「我舉辦了一次幸運抽獎,並把那頭

驢作為獎品,我賣出了 499 張票,每張 2 塊錢,

就這樣,我得了 998 塊錢,扣除了向你買驢子的

100 塊錢,我還賺 898 塊錢!」

農民好奇地問:「難道沒有人對此表示不滿?」

Kenny 回答:「只有那個中獎的人表示不滿,

所以我把他買票的錢還給了他!」
   

許多年後,長大了的 Kenny 成為了安隆 (Enron)
公司的總裁。
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這篇類似寓言的文章,給了我們三個啟示:


1.小朋友要多用心思考、克服困境,以後才能做

大公司的總裁。

2.千萬不要想有抽獎就有好康的,詐騙集團都是

運用人的貪小便宜心態。


3. 公司的高階主管都嘛是會說謊話的,尤其總裁

是最會騙人的。

2008/10/9

刚刚收到

緊急禱告請求
請為在印度的教會禱告.極端佛教徒昨晚燒了20間教會,且計劃今晚在印度奧裡薩邦再毀滅200間教會.又有計劃在24小時裡殺害200個傳道人.全部的基督徒現在都藏在林子裡.請為此禱告,並轉發給一切你知道的代禱者,我們為他們的行為向上帝呼求 親愛的弟兄姊妹們,我們收到了以下的消息,請你們和我們一起為他們禱告,謝謝!
願神祝福你!

*激進印度教徒宗教滅絕基督徒遭燒死剁肉*(蘋果日報引述外國電信,其他中文媒體鮮有提及。引文如下:)

印度 東 北 部 爆 發 宗教滅 絕 行 動 , 激 進 印 度教徒 在 過去 兩 星 期 瘋 狂 襲 擊 當 地 基 督 徒 , 迫 他 們 改信 奉印 度教不 果 , 就 活 生 生 將 他 們 燒 死 , 婦 孺 更 被砍 成 肉 塊 , 有 修 女 更遭 暴 徒 輪 姦, 多 達50,000名 基督 徒 被 迫 展 開 逃 亡 。 梵 蒂 岡 嚴 厲 譴 責 印 度教徒的 暴 行 。在 東 北 部 的 奧 里 薩 邦 ( Orissa ) , 憤 怒的 印 度教徒 青 年 , 連 日 來 手 持 木 棍 當 街 追 打 基督 徒, 縱 火 焚 燒教堂 、 孤 兒 院 和 基 督 徒 的 家 園 ,一 名 修 女 慘 遭 暴
徒 輪 姦 , 孤 兒 院 工 人 被 監 生燒死 ; 一 個 懷 孕 7 個 月 的 婦 人 被 捉 住 後 , 暴 徒 要她 詆毀 基 督教, 改 信 印 度教, 但 被 她 拒 絕 ,他們 把 她和 她 的 1 歲 大 兒 子 剁 成 肉 塊 。50,000 名 宗教難 民 倉皇 逃 命 , 很 多 人 是 赤腳 逃 亡 , 走 了超 過 200 公 里路 , 穿 過 森 林 , 才 到達 臨 時 避 難 所 暫 避 , 在 森林要 靠 飲 雨 水 和 拾 食 物 充 飢 。這 場 宗教迫 害 行 動不 斷 升 級 , 至 今 已 有 至 少 36 名 基 督 徒 遇 害 ,由於 暴 力 事 件 是 發 生 在 偏 遠村 莊 , 估 計 實 ! 際 死 亡數 字 不 止 此 數 。 有 人 擔 心 暴 力 浪 潮 可 能 蔓 延 至全 國 各 地 , 以 至 信 奉其 他 宗教的 信 徒 。 梵 蒂 岡 嚴厲 斥 責 暴 徒 的 行 為 , 是 「 違 反 上 主 旨 意 和 人 性的 罪 行 」 。這 場 宗教滅 絕 行 動 , 源 自 印 度 種 性 制度 , 奧 里 薩 邦 是 全 印 度 最 貧 窮 地 區 , 資 源 匱 乏,屬 於最低 層 的 賤 民 , 為 了 擺 脫 種 性 的 世 世 代 代 迫 害, 改 宗 基 督教, 透 過 入 讀教會 學 校 , 取 得 知 識,成 為 他 們 脫 離 種 性 制 度 的 唯 一 機 會 , 有 的 加 入毛 派 游 擊 隊 。 這 引 起 激 進 印 度教徒 的 不 滿, 游 擊隊 有 武 器 ,於 是 印 度教徒 惟 有 將 不 滿 發 洩 在 基 督徒 身 上 。英 國 《 泰 晤 士 報 》

請為北印度教會基督徒的安全與和平代禱--總會普世發稿
[本會] 2008/9/25 下午 07:08:14 (特急件)公告
8月23日,印度歐利沙省(Orissa)的坎達瑪(Kandhamal)地區,一位印度教的領袖沙拉瓦第(Laxamanada Saraswati)被「毛派」(Maoist)份子所殺。儘管「毛派」份子在報上公開承認是他們所為,但一些印度教的偏激份子卻指責基督徒收買「毛派」的暴力份子殺害他們的領袖。有的甚至用報紙的社論做這種不實的指控,從而開始屠殺基督徒,火燒教會以及屬於教會的機構。有四百間以上的教會,數以千計的房屋被毀,有超過五萬人無家可歸。幾乎所有屬於「北印度教會」(Church of North India )的教會與機構、信徒都受影響。警察面對這些暴民與暴行,竟然相應不理,袖手旁觀。
在2007年的12月聖誕節前,在同一個地區也發生偏激的印度教徒攻擊基督教會的事件。他們燒燬教會及一些信徒的房子,致使許多基督徒無家可歸,而且要忍受飢餓、寒冷,藏身於森林裡。
這次的暴行,許多基督徒受害,婦女被凌遲。有一位修女被暴民輪暴後還被殺害。一位神父被迫裸體遊街示眾。有一所天主教會辦的孤兒院,主持的神父與一位女工作人員被活活燒死,同時22個院童不知下落。另外一所救世軍辦的,專門照顧貧困男孩的收容所也被燒毀,四十位住在所內的男孩失蹤。凡此種種,讓我們知道在印度歐利沙省,與我們同信的主內兄弟姐妹所受的苦。
消息傳來,引! 起亞洲教協(CCA)的關心,同時也發文給全亞洲的會員教會,要求代禱與關心。印度全國教協(NCCI)總幹事Bishop D. K. Sahu與幾位印度教會領袖去見歐利沙省省長,要求他保障該省基督徒的安全。省長於9月17日向教會領袖們保證:「本省所有的基督徒,特別是居住於坎達瑪地區的,都會得到安全的保障。我們也會盡我們所能盡快恢復本省的和平與秩序。」。亞洲教協總幹事Dr. Prawate Khid-arn亦與NCCI總幹事商量,在適當的時機,將派代表團訪問印度教會,以表達進一步的關懷。
普世教會組織,如普世教協(WCC)、世界歸正教會聯盟(WARC)以及亞洲教協(CCA)等一致呼籲全世界的基督徒共同關心、代禱。我們也在這裡呼籲台灣眾教會的兄姊,特別為北印度教會的兄弟姐妹獻上主前代禱!
(台灣基督長老教會總會普世關係委員會發稿,取材自北印度教會總幹事Rev. Dr. Enos Das Phadhan以及CCA的電子郵件)

2008/9/13

转一个很搞的——菲尔普斯夺得8金以后

菲尔普斯夺得8金以后, 各国对游泳比赛蛙泳、仰泳、蝶泳、自由泳×100、200、
400、
1500导致金牌过多感到非常不满,纷纷要求增加自己优势项目的金牌数目。

巴西提出:
足球应该分为3人、5人、7人、11人×沙滩、室内、草地。

中国提出:
乒乓球应该分为直板、横板、直板双打、直板单打、直板横板混双。

跳水应该分为1m 2m 3m 4m 5m 6m 7m 8m 9m 10m

英国提出:
马术应该分成黑马马术、白马马术、红马马术、褐马马术、皇马马术、斑马马术。

肯尼亚提出:
长跑应该分为10000米、11000米、12000米、13000米。。。

日本提出:
所有男女混合项目应该增加3p、4p、5p、6p、7p。。。群p。。。500p。

泰国提出:
除了男子和女子项目外,所有应该加上人妖组。

唯独韩国在这方面没有要求,他们大声喊到:
菲尔普斯是韩国人!
2008/9/12

An interesting poem concerning the school prayer

The New School Prayer


Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks.
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's "inappropriate" to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such "judgments" do not belong.

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen
2008/4/29

Nick's Testimony

  
 
 
 
2008/4/15

dis-a-gree

刚才到学校来的路上,前面一辆车上的bumper sticker,大大地写着Since When。下放一排小小的,把车靠了很近才勉强读到,原来是:
 
Since when it is un-American to disagree with the president?
 
这两天发现to disagree还真是不太容易呢。有另一种观点,大约也不是什么大不了的事情吧,为什么就好像叛国叛党一样的呢?
 

很喜欢校报的slogan——"Little good is accomplished without controversy, and no civic evil is ever defeated without publicity."白话一点说,没有争议,就做不好事情;没有公开,就打不过邪恶。(8好意思,太白了点罢。)
 
其实很多人也没有要支持分裂祖国的意思啦,挽救藏传佛教,呼吁和达赖会谈,开放记者进藏,甚至更加普世的一些价值,实在和“藏独”主张根本不搭嘛。
 
前几天转贴的,只是转一个不同声音而已啦。有些观点我也不赞同的……
 
只是,不用因为“必然会有失误和错误”“我们应该允许这些错误的发生。”所以就,disagree是不好的。
 
Controversy总还是有好处的啦。要不是这次事件,我还真的不知道西藏旗子是什么样子的呢。才晓得原来达赖就是观世音,班禅是阿弥陀佛的。也才吃惊原来达赖的英文竟然讲的很好哎……(请不要笑话我以前的孤陋寡闻啦。)
2008/4/13

无忌

转个小学生作业。

没有评论,也不用什么评论罢⋯⋯

2008/4/10

从护火炬说起-转贴

 

这几天,接到不少朋友的邮件,谈到护火炬的事情,观点大致和这里的海外爱国同胞相似,我能理解朋友们的心情,整个中国近现代史就是一部受欺负的历史,现在能把奥运会弄到中国办,对中国人来说,的确是件扬眉吐气的事,虽说老共办奥运有不少让人非议的地方,但老共挥霍的钱够多了,也不缺这一次,就全当过一次年好了,无论如何,北京奥运会也算是中国融入世界的一种体现.

但我也能理解藏独们杯搁奥运的心情,在他们的心里,中共占着他们的家园,让他们流落海外,不能在自己的土地上发出自己的声音,他们的心情和我们当年被外人压迫时的心情是一样的.他们原本没办法让中国让世界听到他们的声音,中共搞的火炬接力恰好给他们提供了一个很好的机会,他们这样做会伤不少中国人的心,但凭心而论,又有多少中国人理解过他们,在乎过他们的感受呢?

大家都明白,现代婚姻都是要以感情为基础的,捆绑夫妻不能长久,要是霸王硬上弓,还不让人说,别人一说,就什么你家祖先也曾强抢过民女等等,长期这样做也是会惹人反感的,中共在西藏强力统治,藏人反抗,中共镇压,再反抗,再镇压,恶性循环,作为一个外人,你想一想,他们是同情藏人,还是会同情中共?

咱们汉人总是把大一统奉为神圣,在这一大原则下,什么人权,道义,是非,良知等都不值一提,甚至种族灭绝这种话题都敢说,他们大概以为还生活在几百年前,可时代毕竟不同了,这是个人权大于主权的时代,除非你能让时光倒转,让世界从文明回归荒蛮,要不恐怕汉人本身这一关你都过不了,更甭提世界了,我觉得这些好勇都狠的话还是少说为好.

同胞的护火炬游行,从积极意义上看,体现了同胞们对所在社会的参与,敢于对主流社会发出自己的声音,可惜的是这种参与只能在民主社会才能实现,在大陆则是个遥不可及的梦,难怪有国内网友说:

"
你们就不能关心一下国内的黑煤窑什么的啊,知道人家民主政府不能把你们怎么样,就欺软怕硬,是啊,我等汉奸卖国贼一向胆心如鼠见不得光,更不敢上街散步,恳请富有游行经验的海外爱国华人们回国后去新华门吼两嗓子“废除暂住证”",不知道爱国华人有没有兴趣。
"

"
呵呵,人家海外华人,在国外敌对势力的百般阻挠之下,在当地民众的“歧视”之下,在西方媒体的“妖魔”之下,居然都纷纷举行了示威活动,而且一个都没有伤着。羡慕哇,什么时候也让我们去抗议一下."
"

我觉得,这次能够和平地进行游行示威与其说是华人的胜利,不如说是民主的胜利,只有在民主社会你才能做到这点.

当然,示威游行也有美中不足的地方,一是满场的五星红旗,这让大家觉得很兴奋,可你让所在国的国民怎么想? 放眼望去,一片红色的海洋,不知道的可能还以为红色中国要来解放全人类了,即使出于对所在国的尊重,你至少也要加些所在国的国旗,奥运会会旗来点缀一下吧? 二是如数据所说,同胞们在众目睽睽下,居然不让观点不同的人接受采访,这太过分了,这还是在民主社会,在民主社会你都敢堵别人的嘴,在老共专制统治下,西藏人的待遇就可想而知了,你这不是做实别人对你的指控吗? 至于还有人欣赏同胞追打藏独,说是有血性的表现,更是让人匪夷所思,这只能给人一种暴力的感觉,也和火炬所代表的奥运精神不符,不过,我也反感一些藏独支持者的暴力行为.

当然,如果你说这样做就是让主流社会产生恐惧,我也没话说,但你以后也别埋怨别人妖魔化你.

2008/4/8

几段比较搞的book dedication

This book is dedicated to the two most important women in my life. Mom, without your many sacrifices, nothing would have been possible. This book is only one small example. Amanda, your unwavering love and support inspire me to achieve each and every day. I am truly a fortunate man to be married to such an amazing woman.

Michael Sutton

This work is dedicated to my family and friends. Thank you all for your support and patience.

Adam Greene

I dedicate this book to George W. Bush, my Commander-in-Chief, whose impressive career advancement despite remedial language skills inspired me to believe that I was capable of authoring a book.

Pedram Amini

从O'Reilly Safari Books Online 上看到的。

2008/4/5

真是彪悍的年代啊……

从前以为文革结束之后,大家就都正常了。
 
今天发现一本82年的旧书,唉,太息去吧!
 
(竟然这种书也有的下载,彪悍的互联网啊!)
 
xn7xtu

[本书名称]: 怎样鉴别黄色歌曲
[本书作者]: 《人民音乐》编辑部 / 伍雍谊 / 陆维 / 周荫昌 / 瞿维 / 丁善德 / 王云阶 / 周大风 / 南咏 / 应国靖
[本书格式]: PDF
[本书大小]: 1.3 MB
[出版社]: 人民音乐出版社
[出版年]: 1982
[内容简介]:
  在这本1982年出版的《怎样鉴别黄色歌曲》里,有很多彪悍的观点,摘录如下:
  
  1。许多表现妇女失恋或被遗弃时哀怨悲苦情调的黄色歌曲,它们并不是出于对这些被凌辱的妇女的同情,也不是为了表现她们的不幸,而是为了她们要博取廉价的怜爱的需要。
  
  2。音乐并不是和黄色的内容表现无关的东西,而是形成整首歌曲的黄色感染力的一个重要部分。
  
  3。黄色歌曲的特点是:音乐上,大量采用软化,动荡,带有诱惑性的节奏;旋律多采用叙述性与歌唱性相结合的写法;配写比较细致的伴奏。演唱上,大量采用轻声,口白式唱法;以其裹声;吐字的扁处理;大量使用滑音与装饰音;演唱中出现歌腔延迟和重音倒置。
  
  4。《根》(高又泰唱)“要回去,回去生长的地方,去拯救,去拯救,去拯救根的灾难”这里“要回去”是回到哪里去?“根的灾难”含义是什么?如何“拯救”?……这首歌在伴奏中还用了象征出师开阵的鼓声。所有这一切,其用心不是很清楚么?……它为什么出版发行于一九七九年?
  
  5。“流行音乐”是资本主义社会走下坡路时代的音乐现象,不能把我们的音乐和它相混在一起。
  
  6。此类庸俗歌曲……对我国某些青年男女,实是色情引诱之声,精神麻痹之剂。
  
  7。摇滚乐和酗酒,吸毒,斗殴,同性恋等等相伴而行。一场摇滚乐集会实际上就是一场疯狂的骚乱,有人甚至在其中丧生。……流行音乐发展到摇滚乐,实际上已经成为资本主义社会的一种不治之症。
  
  8。流行音乐之所以在资本主义世界盛行,是由资本主义社会制度本身决定的。
  
[下载网址]:

http://w16.easy-share.com/1700020450.html
镜像:

http://rapidshare.com/files/104206410/yellow_song.rar
2008/2/12

24点的基本数据


1~10数字共可编排715个题目,其中566题有解,149题无解,共有解法1737个。如果把数字定为1~13,则有题目1820个,有解1362个,无解458个。
2008/1/27

26个字母的起源及含义

从公元前3000年左右开始,古埃及的人们就在使用文字(象形文字)表示神,人,动植物,自然界的形态(山,河等),来表示装饰品,武器,农具,日用品等的形状了。该象形文字不仅仅给现在的字母表,还给阿拉伯文字,印度语族的文字带来了影响。埃及人在用被称作纸草(papyrus)的植物所制成的纤维上书写文字。Paper(纸)这个词便是源于papyrus.
公元前2000—前800年间,海上贸易十分繁荣的腓尼基人,以埃及象形文字为基础,创造了腓尼基语的字母表。公元前1000年左右,古希腊人又以腓尼基语的字母表创造了从左至右书写的24个字母的字母表。Alphabet的词源即为希腊语的alpha(a)beta.
罗马字字母表的确立得力于公元前800—500年间十分活跃的伊特拉斯坎人。字母表的读法便是由他们的读法而来。
古罗马人用于拉丁语书写的字母表,是现在A—Z的26个字母中除去J,U,W后的23个字母。G是罗马人为了与C的音[k]区别,表记[g]音而发明的字母。进入10世纪后,U从V中独立出来,11世纪,为表现[w]音而采用了W,15世纪,J从I中分离出来。
关于英文字母起源世界上存在着许多讲法,但比较常见的讲法(根据Funk《Word origins》一书)是起源于希伯来语。应该讲这个讲法是有一定依据的。因为《圣经》是西方文明的根源,而《圣经》所记录的正是犹太人(希伯来语)的历史。而现在英语的二个重要语源希腊及拉丁语的祖先也是“希伯来语”。希伯来语本身就是象形文字。因此,现代英语中大量词汇隐现出象形文字的特征。如A表 “牛头”,暗示“尖,锋利”,如此引伸出“ace”尖,“aciform”类形,“acid”酸等各种表示“尖”的词汇。但随着历史的不断发展,文明的不断提升,文字也融入大量文化的内涵。因此,许多现代英语词汇已无法单纯从象形文字上推得,如“apogee”这地点,这个词,就由二部分组成 “apo”表示“远离”+“gee”表示“土地”,其中apo来自于“阿波罗太阳神apollo”,表示“远征,远离”。(有关词汇起源请大学听讲座),以下将26字母起源简析,及举例:
如同汉字起源于象形,英语字母表中的每个字母一开始都是描摹某种动物或物体形状的图画,而这些图画最后演变为符号。但这些符号和原先被描摹之实物的形状几无相似之处。谁也不能肯定这些象形字母原先究竟代表什么。我们的解释只能是学者们基于史料作出的有根据的猜测。一般认为希腊字母乃西方所有字母,包括拉丁字母的始祖。其实希腊人的字母又是从腓尼基人那儿借过来的。
A a
约在3000年前,在腓尼基字母表中字母A读如aleph,写起来形似字母V,中间再加一横,代表牛头或牛角。以后希腊人将它倒过来写。对于古代腓尼基人来说,牛意味着财富,吃,穿,耕作都少不了它。这也许就是A被列为第一个字母的缘故吧。
B b
和A 一样,字母B也可以追溯到古代腓尼基。在腓尼基字母表中B叫beth,代表房屋,在希伯来语中B也叫beth,也含房屋之意。字母B原来形似原始社会的两室房屋,小写字母b是后来从大写字母B衍变出来的。在今约旦河西岸有一犹太教,基督教圣地叫Bethlehem。该词中至今还包含着beth这一成分。B在字母表中之所以排在第二位也许是因为对人类的生存来说住的重要性仅次于衣食
C c
字母C在腓尼基人的文字中叫gimel,代表骆驼。它在字母表中的排列顺序和希腊字母I(gamma)相同,实际上其字形是从后者演变而来的。C在罗马数字中表示100。
D d
D在古时是描摹拱门或门的形状而成的象形符号,在古代腓尼基语和希伯来语中叫做daleth,是“门”的意思,相当于希腊字母Δ(delta)。
E e
E是英语里用得最多的字母。在腓尼基语和希伯来语中E是代表窗的象形符号,叫做he,相当于希腊字母E(epsilon)。
F f
F(英语字母表中的第六个字母)源自腓尼基语的第六个象形字母,该字母形似今日之英语字母Y,代表木栓或木钉(peg),在腓尼基语和希伯来语的名称为waw。中世纪重罪犯(felon)的左颊常被打上F的印记,以示惩戒。
G g
在古代腓尼基语及希伯来语的字母表里,G是描摹骆驼的头和颈之轮廓的象形字母,其名称为gimel。以后希腊人借用了该符号,作Γ(gamma)。其实字母 G与字母C系源于同一腓尼基字母。原拉丁字母表里本无字母G,含g音和含k音的词都以字母C为表示。公元3世纪以后,古罗马人根据C创造了G,自此C表示 k音,G则表示g音。
H h
像其它字母一样,H也可通过拉丁语和希腊语的字母表,一直追溯到腓尼基语字母表。在腓尼基语中和H相应的字母有两条横杠,它代表篱笆或栅栏,字母名称叫heth或cheth。
I i
第九个字母I源自腓尼基语中叫做yod / yodh的象形字母,该字母被认为代表人的手指。最初小写字母I并不带点。I上面的点是11世纪以后抄写员为区分字母I连写(如filii)与字母u才开始加上去的。此外,在19世纪以前i和j的书写或印刷形式是可互换的,词典也不将它们作为两个不同的字母来对等。如在Samuel Johnson(1709-1784)所编的《英语词典》中,iambic排在jamb和jangle这两个词的中间。英语的I相当于希腊语的I (iota)。
J j
字母J是莎士比亚时代后(post-Shakespearean times),约在1630年产生的,和V并称英语字母表中两个最轻的字母。英国国王詹姆斯一世于1611年颁行的《圣经》钦定英译本中就没有J或j这一字母。正如G是基于C构成的,J是由I衍生而来,即在I上加一尾巴构成。然而,直至19世纪I,J的书写形式或印刷形式一直可以互换,并未完全分家。
K k
字母K之根源也可追溯到古代腓尼基语。在腓尼基语字母表里,K乃象形符号,代表人的手。希伯来语把它叫做kaph,即“手(掌)”之意。希腊人借用后作K (kappa)。古罗马时期,犯诽谤罪者的前额被打上K之印记,K代表kalumnia,即相当于英语calumny(诽谤)。
L l
在腓尼基和希伯来字母表中,L叫lamed / lamedh,是表示刺棒(oxgoad)或鞭子的象形符号。希腊语中的相应字母是A(lambda)。
M m
如同别的字母,M也可一直追溯到古腓尼基语。腓尼基人勇于探险,以海上贸易著称,航行曾远至西班牙海岸。M在腓尼基字母表里是表示海浪形状的象开符号。希伯来语把它叫做mem,即为“水”之意。希腊语的相应字母为M(mu)。在中世纪凡犯人罪(manslaugter)者左姆指上往往被烙以M之印记。M在罗马数字中表示1000(拉丁语作mille)。
N n
字母N在埃及象形字里呈波浪形,在腓尼基语中叫做nun,意为“鱼”而希腊语的相应字母则为N(nu)。
O o
许多语言都有形似O的字母,而且都代表人的眼睛。在一些古老的字母表里有的O当中还加了个点,表示瞳孔。在腓尼基语中O叫cayin,意为“眼睛”,在古英语里O叫oedel,意为“家”。
P p
P,英语字母表的第16个字母,古代腓尼基人和希伯来人称之为pe,意为“嘴”。希腊语的相应字母为II(pi)。16世纪有一位名叫Placentius的多明我会修道士(Dominican friar)写了一首题为Pugna Porcorum,由253个六音步诗行组成的诗,诗中每个词的首字母均为p。这恐怕是亘古及今绝无仅有的。
Q q
Q,英语字母表的第17个字母,系由腓尼基语和希伯来语的第19个象形字母演变而来。Q的形状有点像垂着尾巴的猴子。无怪乎腓尼基语把该字母叫做qoph,意思就是“猴子”。在英语中Q后面几乎总跟着U,它绝少出现在词尾,除非是外来语。
R r
R,英语字母表的第18个字母,系由腓尼基语和希伯来语的第20个象形字母演变而来。腓尼基人称之为resh,意为“头”。从古罗马时代起,R一直被称作 dog’s letter或snarling letter,因为R的发意颇似狗的嗥叫声r-r-r-r或gr-r-r-r。英国剧作家,诗人 Ben Johnson(1572—1637)1636年在其所著《外国人用英文文法》(English Grammar Made for the Benefit of All Strangers) 一书中这样写道:“R is the dog’s letter, and hurreth in the sound; the tongue striking the inner palate, with a trembling about the teeth.”在莎翁的《罗密欧与朱丽叶》一剧中,朱丽叶的保姆和罗密欧谈及他的姓时说,Romeo和rosemary(迷迭香),一种常与婚礼相联系的花,两者都以字母R开头,并称R为dog-name。
S s
在腓尼基语和希伯来语中,S叫shin / sin,意为“牙齿”,字母形状颇像今天的W,而现在的字形则是在它进入拉丁语之后逐渐演变成的。希腊语的相应字母为ε(sigma)。
T t
今日的字母T系由腓尼基语的象形寂母变化而来。早先的字形恰 似如今的字母X,叫做taw,意为“记号”(mark)。基于此符号形成的希腊语相应字母为T(tau)。
U u
字母U系由字母V派生而来。在19世纪以前的数百年间,这两个字母就如I和J,一直可以换用,在英语辞书上一直不加以区分。例如在16和17世纪出版的图书 upon常拼作vpon,而have常拼作haue。甚至到了1847年,伦敦Henry Washbourne公司出版的《英语词典》(A Dictionary of the English Language)仍在沿用这一做法。
V v
V乃英语字母表中两个最年轻的字母之一(加一个为J),它于莎士比亚时代以后,约1630年出现。但V同时又是U,W,Y等三个字母的祖先,甚至连F也可以说是从V派生出来的。V 源于约公元前1000年腓尼基字母表中的第6个象形字母,该字母酷似今日之英语字母Y,叫做waw,意为“木栓”或“木钉”。公元前900年以后,希腊人借用了该字母,并由此衍生出两个字母,一个后来演变为英语字母F,另一个则演变为V和Y。在19世纪以前V和U这两个字母原来是不分的,可以互换的。V在罗马数字里表示5。
W w
和U,Y一样,W亦由V派生而来,其实W系双V连写而成,本应读作double V。W之所以读作double U是因为在19世纪以前的几个世纪U和V一直不分,可以互换。V既是V又是U的符号,即使发U也常成V,如upon往往拼作vpon。法语的字母就读如 double V。
X x
英语字母表的第24个字母,相当于希腊字母表的第22个字母X(chi)。其实前者系借自后者,而后者则源自腓尼基语中一个代表“鱼”,读如samekh的象形字母。 X在罗马数字中代表10,在代数学和数学中 X通常被用以表示未知数。当代数学从阿拉伯传入欧洲时,阿拉伯语中表示“未知数”的 shei一词被译为 xei,于是首字母X就成了未知数的常用代号。关于字母X的由来,还有这样一种说法:X原为表示接吻之象形符号,若写如 x,看起来确有点象两张嘴在亲吻。这种解释可能出自民俗语源。
Y y
Y可以说是从V派生而来,但若究起根源Y可以追述到希腊语中被称为毕达哥拉斯字母(the letter of Pythagoras)Υ(upsilon)。在代数中Y常被用以表示第二个未知数。
Z z
在英国英语中读如Zed,在美国英语中则读如zee,但在古英语中则读作izzard。Z源自希腊语的第6个字母Z(zeta),而希腊语的Z又是借自腓尼基语。Z的基本意思表示宇宙之主——宙斯。

2008/1/16

THE RESOLUTIONS of Jonathan Edwards

THE RESOLUTIONS

of

Jonathan Edwards


BEING SENSIBLE THAT I AM UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT GOD' S HELP, I DO HUMBLY ENTREAT HIM BY HIS GRACE TO ENABLE ME TO KEEP THESE RESOLUTIONS, SO FAR AS THEY ARE AGREEABLE TO HIS WILL, FOR CHRIST' S SAKE.

Remember to read over these Resolutions once a week.

1. Resolved, that I will do whatsoever I think to be most to God' s glory, and my own good, profit and pleasure, in the whole of my duration, without any consideration of the time, whether now, or never so many myriads of ages hence. Resolved to do whatever I think to be my duty and most for the good and advantage of mankind in general. Resolved to do this, whatever difficulties I meet with, how many soever, and how great soever.

2. Resolved, to be continually endeavoring to find out some new contrivance and invention to promote the aforementioned things.

3. Resolved, if ever I shall fall and grow dull, so as to neglect to keep any part of these Resolutions, to repent of all I can remember, when I come to myself again.

4. Resolved, never to do any manner of thing, whether in soul or body, less or more, but what tends to the glory of God; nor be, nor suffer it, if I can avoid it.

5. Resolved, never to lose one moment of time; but improve it the most profitable way I possibly can.

6. Resolved, to live with all my might, while I do live.

7. Resolved, never to do anything, which I should be afraid to do, if it were the last hour of my life.

8. Resolved, to act, in all respects, both speaking and doing, as if nobody had been so vile as I, and as if I had committed the same sins, or had the same infirmities or failings as others; and that I will let the knowledge of their failings promote nothing but shame in myself, and prove only an occasion of my confessing my own sins and misery to God. July 30.

9. Resolved, to think much on all occasions of my own dying, and of the common circumstances which attend death.

10. Resolved, when I feel pain, to think of the pains of martyrdom, and of hell.

11. Resolved, when I think of any theorem in divinity to be solved, immediately to do what I can towards solving it, if circumstances do not hinder.

12. Resolved, if I take delight in it as a gratification of pride, or vanity, or on any such account, immediately to throw it by.

13. Resolved, to be endeavoring to find out fit objects of charity and liberality.

14. Resolved, never to do any thing out of revenge.

15. Resolved, never to suffer the least motions of anger towards irrational beings.

16. Resolved, never to speak evil of anyone, so that it shall tend to his dishonor, more or less, upon no account except for some real good.

17. Resolved, that I will live so, as I shall wish I had done when I come to die.

18. Resolved, to live so, at all times, as I think is best in my devout frames, and when I have clearest notions of things of the gospel, and another world.

19. Resolved, never to do any thing, which I should be afraid to do, if I expected it would not be above an hour, before I should hear the last trump.

20. Resolved, to maintain the strictest temperance, in eating and drinking.

21. Resolved, never to do any thing, which if I should see in another, I should count a just occasion to despise him for, or to think any way the more meanly of him. (Resolutions 1 through 21 written in one setting in New Haven in 1722)

22. Resolved, to endeavor to obtain for myself as much happiness, in the other world, as I possibly can, with all the power, might, vigor, and vehemence, yea violence, I am capable of, or can bring myself to exert, in any way that can be thought of.

23. Resolved, frequently to take some deliberate action, which seems most unlikely to be done, for the glory of God, and trace it back to the original intention, designs and ends of it; and if I find it not to be for God' s glory, to repute it as a breach of the 4th Resolution.

24. Resolved, whenever I do any conspicuously evil action, to trace it back, till I come to the original cause; and then, both carefully endeavor to do so no more, and to fight and pray with all my might against the original of it.

25. Resolved, to examine carefully, and constantly, what that one thing in me is, which causes me in the least to doubt of the love of God; and to direct all my forces against it.

26. Resolved, to cast away such things, as I find do abate my assurance.

27. Resolved, never willfully to omit any thing, except the omission be for the glory of God; and frequently to examine my omissions.

28. Resolved, to study the Scriptures so steadily, constantly and frequently, as that I may find, and plainly perceive myself to grow in the knowledge of the same.

29. Resolved, never to count that a prayer, nor to let that pass as a prayer, nor that as a petition of a prayer, which is so made, that I cannot hope that God will answer it; nor that as a confession, which I cannot hope God will accept.

30. Resolved, to strive to my utmost every week to be brought higher in religion, and to a higher exercise of grace, than I was the week before.

31. Resolved, never to say any thing at all against any body, but when it is perfectly agreeable to the highest degree of Christian honor, and of love to mankind, agreeable to the lowest humility, and sense of my own faults and failings, and agreeable to the golden rule; often, when I have said anything against anyone, to bring it to, and try it strictly by the test of this Resolution.

32. Resolved, to be strictly and firmly faithful to my trust, that that, in Proverbs 20:6,‹A faithful man who can find?Š may not be partly fulfilled in me.

33. Resolved, to do always, what I can towards making, maintaining, and preserving peace, when it can be done without overbalancing detriment in other respects. Dec. 26, 1722.

34. Resolved, in narrations never to speak any thing but the pure and simple verity.

35. Resolved, whenever I so much question whether I have done my duty, as that my quiet and calm is thereby disturbed, to set it down, and also how the question was resolved. Dec. 18, 1722.

36. Resolved, never to speak evil of any, except I have some particular good call for it. Dec. 19, 1722.

37. Resolved, to inquire every night, as I am going to bed, wherein I have been negligent,- what sin I have committed,-and wherein I have denied myself;-also at the end of every week, month and year. Dec. 22 and 26, 1722.

38. Resolved, never to speak anything that is ridiculous, sportive, or matter of laughter on the Lord' s day. Sabbath evening, Dec. 23, 1722.

39. Resolved, never to do any thing of which I so much question the lawfulness of, as that I intend, at the same time, to consider and examine afterwards, whether it be lawful or not; unless I as much question the lawfulness of the omission.

40. Resolved, to inquire every night, before I go to bed, whether I have acted in the best way I possibly could, with respect to eating and drinking. Jan. 7, 1723.

41. Resolved, to ask myself, at the end of every day, week, month and year, wherein I could possibly, in any respect, have done better. Jan. 11, 1723.

42. Resolved, frequently to renew the dedication of myself to God, which was made at my baptism; which I solemnly renewed, when I was received into the communion of the church; and which I have solemnly re-made this twelfth day of January, 1722-23.

43. Resolved, never, henceforward, till I die, to act as if I were any way my own, but entirely and altogether God' s; agreeable to what is to be found in Saturday, January 12, 1723.

44. Resolved, that no other end but religion, shall have any influence at all on any of my actions; and that no action shall be, in the least circumstance, any otherwise than the religious end will carry it. January 12, 1723.

45. Resolved, never to allow any pleasure or grief, joy or sorrow, nor any affection at all, nor any degree of affection, nor any circumstance relating to it, but what helps religion. Jan. 12 and 13, 1723.

46. Resolved, never to allow the least measure of any fretting uneasiness at my father or mother. Resolved to suffer no effects of it, so much as in the least alteration of speech, or motion of my eye: and to be especially careful of it with respect to any of our family.

47. Resolved, to endeavor, to my utmost, to deny whatever is not most agreeable to a good, and universally sweet and benevolent, quiet, peaceable, contented and easy, compassionate and generous, humble and meek, submissive and obliging, diligent and industrious, charitable and even, patient, moderate, forgiving and sincere temper; and to do at all times, what such a temper would lead me to; and to examine strictly, at the end of every week, whether I have done so. Sabbath morning. May 5, 1723.

48. Resolved, constantly, with the utmost niceness and diligence, and the strictest scrutiny, to be looking into the state of my soul, that I may know whether I have truly an interest in Christ or not; that when I come to die, I may not have any negligence respecting this to repent of. May 26, 1723.

49. Resolved, that this never shall be, if I can help it.

50. Resolved, I will act so as I think I shall judge would have been best, and most prudent, when I come into the future world. July 5, 1723.

51. Resolved, that I will act so, in every respect, as I think I shall wish I had done, if I should at last be damned. July 8, 1723.

52. I frequently hear persons in old age, say how they would live, if they were to live their lives over again: Resolved, that I will live just so as I can think I shall wish I had done, supposing I live to old age. July 8, 1723.

53. Resolved, to improve every opportunity, when I am in the best and happiest frame of mind, to cast and venture my soul on the Lord Jesus Christ, to trust and confide in him, and consecrate myself wholly to him; that from this I may have assurance of my safety, knowing that I confide in my Redeemer. July 8, 1723.

54. Whenever I hear anything spoken in conversation of any person, if I think it would be praiseworthy in me, Resolved to endeavor to imitate it. July 8, 1723.

55. Resolved, to endeavor to my utmost to act as I can think I should do, if, I had already seen the happiness of heaven, and hell torments. July 8, 1723.

56. Resolved, never to give over, nor in the least to slacken, my fight with my corruptions, however unsuccessful I may be.

57. Resolved, when I fear misfortunes and adversities, to examine whether I have done my duty, and resolve to do it, and let the event be just as providence orders it. I will as far as I can, be concerned about nothing but my duty, and my sin. June 9, and July 13 1723.

58. Resolved, not only to refrain from an air of dislike, fretfulness, and anger in conversation, but to exhibit an air of love, cheerfulness and benignity. May 27, and July 13, 1723.

59. Resolved, when I am most conscious of provocations to ill nature and anger, that I will strive most to feel and act good-naturedly; yea, at such times, to manifest good nature, though I think that in other respects it would be disadvantageous, and so as would be imprudent at other times. May 12, July 11, and July 13.

60. Resolved, whenever my feelings begin to appear in the least out of order, when I am conscious of the least uneasiness within, or the least irregularity without, I will then subject myself to the strictest examination. July 4, and 13, 1723.

61. Resolved, that I will not give way to that listlessness which I find unbends and relaxes my mind from being fully and fixedly set on religion, whatever excuse I may have for it-that what my listlessness inclines me to do, is best to be done, etc. May 21, and July 13, 1723.

62. Resolved, never to do anything but duty, and then according to Ephesians 6:6-8, to do it willingly and cheerfully as unto the Lord, and not to man:‹knowing that whatever good thing any man doth, the same shall he receive of the Lord.Š June 25 and July 13, 1723.

63. On the supposition, that there never was to be but one individual in the world, at any one time, who was properly a complete Christian, in all respects of a right stamp, having Christianity always shining in its true luster, and appearing excellent and lovely, from whatever part and under whatever character viewed: Resolved, to act just as I would do, if I strove with all my might to be that one, who should live in my time. January 14 and July 13, 1723.

64. Resolved, when I find those ‹groanings which cannot be utteredŠ (Romans 8:26), of which the Apostle speaks, and those‹breakings of soul for the longing it hath,Š of which the Psalmist speaks, Psalm 119:20, that I will promote them to the utmost of my power, and that I will not be weary of earnestly endeavoring to vent my desires, nor of the repetitions of such earnestness. July 23, and August 10, 1723.

65. Resolved, very much to exercise myself in this, all my life long, viz. with the greatest openness, of which I am capable of, to declare my ways to God, and lay open my soul to him: all my sins, temptations, difficulties, sorrows, fears, hopes, desires, and every thing, and every circumstance; according to Dr. Manton' s 27th Sermon on Psalm 119. July 26, and Aug.10 1723.

66. Resolved, that I will endeavor always to keep a benign aspect, and air of acting and speaking in all places, and in all companies, except it should so happen that duty requires otherwise.

67. Resolved, after afflictions, to inquire, what I am the better for them, what am I the better for them, and what I might have got by them.

68. Resolved, to confess frankly to myself all that which I find in myself, either infirmity or sin; and, if it be what concerns religion, also to confess the whole case to God, and implore needed help. July 23, and August 10, 1723.

69. Resolved, always to do that, which I shall wish I had done when I see others do it. August 11, 1723.

70. Let there be something of benevolence, in all that I speak. August 17, 1723.

2007/12/17

Ready for Christmas


"Ready for Christmas," she said with a sigh,
As she gave a last touch to the gifts piled high.

Then wearily sat for a moment and read
Till soon, very soon, she was nodding her head.
Then quietly spoke a voice in her dream!
"Ready for Christmas! What do you mean?
When only last week
You wouldn't acknowledge your friend on the street."
"Ready for Christmas, while holding a grudge!
Perhaps you better let God be the judge.
Why, how can the Christ child come and abide
In a heart that is selfish and filled with pride?"
"Ready for Christmas, when only today
A beggar came and you turned him away
Without even a smile to show that you cared!
So little he asked, he could have been spared."
Ready for Christmas!
You've worked, it is true,
But just doing the things that you wanted to do."
"Ready for Christmas, your circle's too small.
Why, you are not ready for Christmas at all."
I awoke with a start, and a cry of despair,
There's so little time, and I've still to prepare!
"Oh, Father, forgive me, I see what you mean;
To be ready means more than a house swept clean."
Yes, more than the giving of gifts and a tree,
It's the heart swept clean that He wants to see,
A heart that is free from bitterness and sin,
Ready for Christmas means ready for Him!"
Author Unknown

2007/12/10

取名

有一天,狼要吃三只小猪。三只小猪有两只在门口,有一只在屋顶。(猪A和猪B在门口,猪C在屋顶上。猪A的名字叫“谁”,猪B的名字叫“哪儿”,猪C的名字叫“什么”。)于是:  

狼:“你是谁?”  

猪A:“对!”  

狼:“什么?”  

猪A:“‘什么’在屋顶上。”  

狼:“我是问你的名字叫什么?”  

猪A:“我叫‘谁’,‘什么’在屋顶上!”  

狼又问猪B。  

狼:“你是谁?”  

猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’(指只猪A)。”  

狼:“你认识他?”  

猪B:“嗯!”  

狼:“他是谁?”  

猪B:“是的。”  

狼:“什么?”  

猪B:“‘什么’在屋顶上!”  

狼:“哪儿?”  

猪B:“‘哪儿’是我。”  

狼:“谁?”  

猪B:“他是‘谁’。(又指着猪A)”  

狼:“我怎么知道。”  

猪B:“你找‘谁’?”  

狼:“什么?”  

猪B:“他在屋顶上。”  

狼:“哪儿?”  

猪B:“是我。”  

狼:“谁?”  

猪B:“我不是‘谁’,他是‘谁’”  

狼:“天哪!”  

猪A猪B:““天哪“是我们的爸爸!”  

狼:“什么,是你们的爸爸?”  

猪B:“不是!”  

狼受不了了,仰天长叹:“为什么?”  

猪A,B,C:“你认识我们的爷爷?”  

狼:“什么?”  

猪A:“不是,我们的爷爷是‘为什么’。”  

狼:“为什么?”  

猪A:“是!”  

狼:“是什么?”  

猪A:“不,‘为什么’。”  

狼:“谁?”  

猪A:“我是‘谁’?”  

狼:“你是谁?”  

猪A“:对,我是‘谁’。”  

狼:“什么?”  

猪A,B:“他在屋顶上。” 

2007/12/5

转发生在银行的搞笑事~~~~

有个同学在建行当出纳,说几天前碰到这么一个事。
 
有天下午,他在十分无聊的上班,一个穿的很糟糕的女士(神经病患者)来到他窗>口,给了他一张纸条要提款。纸条上赫然写着"兹派XX同志于贵银行处提取人民币"然后是1后面n多个零元。落款是"***中央办公厅***"。该同学本来想报警,可看该女子很认真的样子,还是打发给保安算鸟~
 
估计保安也是很闲,于是保安对该女子说:你的条子想要提款,必须先到对面派出所找所长盖一个章,他盖完章你再来取钱就没问题啦。该女子想都没想,直接就向派出所走去了。
 
大概十多分钟,人慢慢多起来的时候,那个女子兴高采烈的回来了,举着那个条子,说:“人家说啦,办公程序简化了,不用所长批条,直接就可以取钱啦。”
 
我这个同学一说到这就不住的感叹,警察队伍里真有高人,一下就给退回来了。
 
我这个同学和保安当时就有点发傻,当时有很多人都在,怕她发作起来影响正常的秩序,只好把值班的主管找来了。主管和她在一边聊了几句,并指了指不远处的地方,该女子就高高兴兴地走了。
 
保安去请教高招,主管当时是这样说的: “我们这里是建行,只有建房子才能到这里取钱。买东西取钱要到工商银行才行!”
 
到底是当主管的啊!!!!
 
但是还是不行!过了一会儿,该女士又回来了.而且带来了工行的回答:“我们这里是公行,只能公的来取,母的不行!!!!!!”